Grey Branch: Did You Guys Read My Journal?! 📓
Biggie: Sorry Branch, We Did... But We Honestly Didn't Know That It Was Your Journal. 😓
Smidge: We Thought It Was Just A Sad, Depressing, Handwritten Book About A Hermit Who Lives Underground And Has A Crush On The Village Princess. :(
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⚠️MATURE WARNING⚠️
Delta Dawn: I Have A Strange Urge To Do Something Stupid... 😐
Hickory: *Muttering* If I Was Stupid, Would She Do Me? 🤔
The Other Country Trolls: 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Hickory: Uhh... I Mean... 😳 You Must Want To Do Yourself Then, Because YOU'RE Something Stupid! 🫵😠 *Immediately Shuts His Mouth* 🫢 NO! THATS NOT WHAT I- ✋😰🤚
Delta Dawn: 😑
A Random Tumbleweed In The Background: Woooow... That Was As Smooth As Sandpaper! 🙄 YOU SUCK! 😒
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Chaz: Last Christmas, I Asked For The Sexiest Troll Alive...
Chaz: I Woke Up In A Box... 🎁
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Guy Diamond: Here's Your Dinner Tiny... I Made You Your Favorite... ✨Dinosaur-Shaped Chicken Nuggies!✨ I Know How Much You Love The Cute Little Shapes! 😄🦖🦕
Tiny Diamond: For Your Information Daddy... I Don't Eat Them Because They're Shaped Like Dinosaurs! 😠
Tiny Diamond: I Eat Them Because They're FREAKING CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! 😡
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Poppy: *Doing The SpongeBob Face*
Poppy: You Kept All Of My Invites, Didn't You Branch? 😏👉
Branch: 👁️_👁️💧
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Synth: (Holding Up A Cam-Recorder) *Snickering* 😁📹
Laguna Tidepool: -_-
Synth: *WHEEEZE* 😆📹
Laguna Tidepool: -_-
Synth: Pfffff- 🤭📹
Laguna Tidepool: -_-
Synth: -HAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣📹
Laguna Tidepool: (Is Wearing A T-Shirt That Says "Talk Nerdy To Me" 🤓) -_-
Synth: Marry Christmas Laguna! *Wheeeze* Do You Like Your New Shirt?! 😂📹
Laguna Tidepool: I'm Outta Here... -_- *Swims Away*
Trollex: *Is Trying Hard Not To Laugh* N-No Laguna! Wait! P-Please D-Don't Go! 😆🤚
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[The Trollings As Teenagers IDK...]
Kieth: *Bursts In* GUYS! :O
Rosie: *Startled* What Is It?! 😧
Keith: If Watermelons Exist... Does That Mean That There's Also Firemelons, Earthmelons, And Airmelons? 🍉
Sunny: You Mean Like..... The Four "Elemelons?" 🤨🔥💧🌿🌪️
Kieth: YES! YOU ARE A GENIUS! :D
Rosie, Sunny, Tiny, CJ Suki, And Pricilla: 😐😐😐😐😐
Rosie, Sunny, Tiny, CJ Suki, And Pricilla: *Walks Out Of The Room* 🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶🚶♀️🚶♀️
Kieth: WHAT?! 🤨
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Sid Frit: Carol?!
Carol: What?
Sid Frit: You Just Kicked Me In Your Sleep!
Carol: Who Says I Was Asleep? 😚
(This Is How She Shows Affection)
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No One... Absolutely No One...
The Pop Trolls Eating Ice Cream: 🌈👹🍨 RAINBOW SPRIMKLE! 🍨👹🌈
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Viva: *Pointing* May I Sit There? 🫵
Clay: That's My Lap...
Viva: That Doesn't Answer My Question Clay. 😌
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
