Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #6

DreamWorks: Okay, What if we turned Justin Timberlake Into A Cartoon Troll Named Branch...

DreamWorks: ...But We Make His Character VARY Traumatized! ✋😃🤚

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(Branch's Brothers Helping Him Get Ready for A Date With Poppy)

Branch: I Feel Stupid. 😑

Spruce: Why? You Look Amazing! Poppy Is Gonna Swoon. 😌

Branch: *Is Wearing A Gold, Glittery Tuxedo* ✨✨✨

Floyd: I Think You got A Bit Carried Away with The Glitter Spruce.

Spruce: Hey, Poppy Loves Glitter.

Clay: Hmmmmm... You Know, Something's Missing From Your Outfit... 🤔

Branch: My Dignity? 😑

JD: Oh! I Know! You should try some of My New Cologne To Give You A Nice Scent. 😄

Branch: What's Wrong With My Old Scent?

JD: It's more Like A Smell... 🫤 Here, Just Try This. It's really Musky! *Sprays Branch With A Ton Of Cologne* 💨

Clay And Spruce: *Gagging* 🤢🤢

Floyd: *Eyes Watering* IT BURNS! 😭

Branch: *Holding His Nose* John! This Cologne STINKS! 😖

JD: You Mean It Stinks Good. 😌

Branch: Welp, Better Call Poppy And tell her I'll be Late, because I'm probably gonna have to shower for hours to get this smell out now. 😑

JD: Eh, Eh, Eh. Not Smell, Scent. ☝️😁

Branch: JOHN-

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Tiny Diamond: So What Is It Like Having A Younger Sibling?

Poppy: *Walks In Completely Covered In Glitter For Some Reason*

Viva:

Viva: It's The Best Thing Ever! 🥹

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Trollzart: *Flying* 🪽

Dante: *Flying* 🪽

Forte: *Flyng* 🪽

Beetrollvin: *Flyng* 🪽

Minuet: *Walking On The Ground* 🚶‍♀️

Trollzart And The Other Classical Trolls: WITCHCRAFT!!! 😱😱😱😱

Minuet: 😐?

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Guy Diamond: Oh Man, The Line For The Stout Berry Juice Stand Is Soooooo Long! I'll be waiting In Line for hours at this rate. 😞

Lownote Jones: Don't Worry Man, I Got This. 😎

Lownote Jones: *Pulls Out A Megaphone* 📢

Lownote Jones:

Lownote Jones: ...Hey 😎

Everyone In The Line: *All Leaves The Line And Gathers Around Lownote* 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

One Troll: Lownote! Say The Thing! Say The Thing! 🤩

Lownote Jones: *Clears Throat* ...Hey Baby! 😎

Everyone: HOORAY!!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Guy Diamond: Well... That's One Way To Clear A Line! Thanks Lownote. 😄👍

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Trollex: Alright Techno Trolls, Time The Weekly "Rave Safety" Lesson... Lesson #46 Kraken Attacks. 🦑

Trollex: To Demonstrate, I Have Prepared This Kraken Dummy, And Synth Will Be Showing Us What To Do If you encounter A Real Kraken at A Rave. 😁

Synth: *Holding A Wooden Rowboat Ore* Uhhh, What am I Supposed To Do Again? 😅

Trollex: You defend yourself by hitting the Kraken With This Ore!

Synth: ...

Synth: ...This Or What? 🤨

Trollex: No... I Said "With This Ore" 😐

Synth: This Or What? 🤨

Trollex: This ORE! 🫵😠 *Pointing At The Wooden Ore Synth Is Holding*

Synth: Yes, I Heard You! This OR What?! 😠

Trollex: THIS ORE! 😡

Synth: THIS OR WHAT?! 😡

Trollex: THIS ORE!!! 😡

Synth: THIS OR WHAT?!?! 😡

Trollex: ...

Synth: ...

The Techno Trolls:

Trollex: Just Hit It With The Paddle... 😑

Synth: Oh, Ok! You Got It Bro! 👌😁

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Crimp: *Reading Velvet's Files* 📂

Crimp: Velvet, I'm A Bit Confused About your information...

Velvet: Why?

Crimp: For Pronouns, You Wrote "Buzz/Off" For Gender You Wrote "No" For Sexuality You Wrote "I'm only Attracted To People With Money" And For Religious Belief, You Wrote "Sure, Why Not" 🫤

Velvet: Who Am I To Stop People From Worshipping Me? 😌💅

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Riff: *Watching Troll TV" 📺

The News: This Is Just In... Queen Barb Of The Rock Trolls Is Wrong For Giving ("Bite People") Out As "Dating Advice" On Local TV.

Riff: *Sigh* Here We Go Again. 😞

Trash: I'm So Proud Of Her! :)

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Chenille: *On The Phone* Ok, I'll Call You Back Later. Okay, Byeeeeeeee! 📞😁 *Hangs Up*

Satin: Friend Of Yours?

Chenille: Nope, Wrong Number.

Satin: ...

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Cooper: *Is About To Do Something Incredibly Stupid*

Prince D: I Know I Can't Stop You... But I Won't Let You Go by yourself. -.-

Cooper: Awww! Your The Best Brother Ever! ☺️