⚠️MATURE WARNING⚠️
Rosie: I Know Where Troll Eggs Come from! My Dad Explained It To Me! 😁
Rosie: First the Mommy and Daddy write A Letter That Says They Want A Baby, ✉️ And Then They Mail It To The Baby Factory. 🏭 In The Baby Factory... The Egg is then created With Magical Baby-Making machine. ✨ And Finally the Egg is Delivered To The Parents House By A Stork! 🦢
Kieth:
Kieth: ...Really? My Parents Just Had Sex! :D
Rosie: Wait.... They Had What??? 😐
Branch: *Picks Up Rosie And Carries Her Away Panicked* OkRosieThat'sEnoughTalkingToKiethLet'sJustGoAndGetDinnerNow! 😅
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Val: Wow, You guys literally dropped everything and came all this way just to see my Rock Concert In TrollsTopia?! 😃 How did you guys even get here so fast? 🤨
Riff: Several Traffic Violations.
Carol: Three Counts Of Resisting Arrest.
Debbie: *Skreeeeeeech!* 🦇
Sid Frit: Roughly Thirteen Cans Of Energy Drinks.
Batb: Also, This Isn't Our Car.
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Floyd: So You've Really Only Been Living With Rhonda All These Years?
JD: Well, I've Tried To Make Friends With Other Trolls After our Band Broke Up...
JD: ...But Unfortunately None of them "Like Or Trust Me" ✌️🙄✌️
Branch: Gee, I Wonder Why? -.-
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Grandma Rosiepuff: Boys... Who Broke The Toaster? 😑
Kid Floyd: John Dory.
Kid Clay: John Dory Broke It.
Kid Spruce: It Was John.
Kid JD:
Kid JD: YoU gUyS PrOmIsed YoU WlOudEn't TeLL! 😭
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Viva: Cooper, What Are You Doing Here? 🤨
Cooper: I Cloud Ask You The Same Thing.
Viva: This Is My Pod. 😐
Cooper: ...
Cooper: Then Maybe I Should Ask You A Different Question... 😐
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📚 At The Library 📚
Synth: What'cha Doing Laguna? :D
Laguna Tidepool: I'm Here To Get A New Library Card.
Synth: Oh, Did You Lose Your Old One? :(
Laguna Tidepool: No, They Just Spelled My Name Wrong...
Synth: How Did They Spell It?
Laguna Tidepool: Lasagna Tidepool. 🥲
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🎻 At A Symphonyville Orchestra... 🎻
A Classical Troll: *Holding Up A Giant Tuba* Yikes, My Tuba Is Much Heavier Than I Remember! 😥
The Classical Troll: *Blows Into The Tuba*
Beetrollvin: *Is Launched Out Of The Tuba* SOUNDING GRRREEEEAAAAAAAT! 👌😄💨
The Rest Of The Classical Trolls, And Pennywhistle: 😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧😧
Trollzart: Oh, So THATS Where He Has Been For The Past Two Weeks! 😮
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(Queen Essence And King Quincy When They Were In High-school Probably)
Quincy: I Love You! 💜
Essence: *Scoffing* How Many Trolls Have You Said That To? 😒
Quincy: Everyone.
Essence: AHA! I Knew It! 🫵😠
Quincy: I've Told Everyone That I Love You...
Essence: .......😐......
Essence: ..............Oh! 🫢🩵
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Holly: *Walks Into Gus's House* 🌵
Holly: 😄 Hey Gus, I Was Just Wondering If............
Holly: ...........Gus? Is this really where you live? You only have like... Two Pieces of Furniture. ☹️
Gus Tumbleweed: Yeah, But I don't really need much.
Holly: But what are you going to do if you ever Bring A Girl here someday? 😕
Gus Tumbleweed:
Gus Tumbleweed: ...Show her My Dust Bunny Collection? 🤷♂️
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Bash: I Think The Glass Is Half Empty.
Archer: I Think The Glass Is Half Full.
Bash: I Think You're Full Of Crap. 😑
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
