🌋🎸Queen Barb Getting Her Band Mates Pumped Up For A Big Rock Concert🎸🌋
Barb: Ok Listen Up! Because I'm Only Gonna Say This Once... 😠
Barb: FEAR IS A FOUR LETTER WORD! IF YOU WANNA GO PEE-PEE IN YOUR BIG BOY SLACKS, KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES! IT'S MAKE YOUR MAMA PROUD TIME! ✊
Riff: I LOVE MY MAMA! 😄🙌
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Branch: *Holds A Door Open* After You Poppy. 😌
Poppy: No, After You. 😌
Branch: No no no, I Insist, After You. 😌
JD: *Jumps Over Them* AFTER ME!!! :D
Poppy And Branch: 👁️👁️? 👁️👁️?
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Lownote Jones: Fun Fact: It Is Scientifically Impossible To Make The Word "Bubbles* Sound Scary. 😎🫧
Cooper: Are You Sure It's Impossible? 🤔
(15 Minutes Later)
Cooper: *Standing On Top Of The Vibe Town Spaceship, Shouting "Bubbles" Like A Psychopath* 🛸
Cooper: BUBBLES! BUBBLES! BUBBLES! 🤪
Demo: *Covering His Ears* Please Make It Stop! I Am Literally Horrified Right Now! 😭
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Cloud Guy: Hey Floyd, I Secretly Bought Your Brother Branch A Pet Snake For His Birthday. What Should We Name Him? 😁🐍
Floyd: -You Did WHAT?! 😱
Val: William Snakespeare...
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Tiny Diamond: ...Daddy?
Guy Diamond: *Dozing Off* 🥱
Tiny Diamond: ...Daddy?
Guy Diamond: *Still Dozing Off* 😪
Tiny Diamond: ...Daddy???
Guy Diamond: *Falling Asleep* 😴
Tiny Diamond: ...
Tiny Diamond: *Screams At The Top Of His Lungs* AHHHHHHHHHH!!! :O
Guy Diamond: *Jumps Up Startled* AGGGH!?!?! 😱
Guy Diamond: W-What Do You Want Tiny?! 😰
Tiny Diamond: Attention... ☹️
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Synth: Hey, Let's Split This Five Dollar Bill in Half! 💵😃
Cooper: That's A Great Idea! *Cuts The Dollar In Half With Scissors* ✂️
Synth: Nice! 👌😌
Blaze Powercord: And That's Why We Have The "Bad Decisions Club" ;)
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Kid Floyd: I Just Realized That The Word "Never" Is A Contradiction Of The Words "Not Ever"
Kid Spruce: Right! And "Blushing" Is "Blood Rushing"
Kid Clay: And "Studying" Is "Student Dying"
Floyd And Spruce: 😐😐
Kid JD: Well, He's Not Wrong. 🤷
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Biggie: Smidge, Can You Please Pass The Salt? 🧂
Smidge: Sure!
Smidge: *Yeets Archer Across The Table*
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Hickory: *Makes Dickory An Espresso* ☕️
Hickory: Here You Go! More Espresso, Less Depresso! 👍
Dickory: Stop Pretending That This Will Help Cure My Sadness! 😭☕️
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Viva: Here Clay. Please Drink Some Water. *Hands Clay A Bottle Of Water*
Clay: Uhhh, Thanks Viva? 😅 *Takes Drink*
Viva: I'm Worried About You Getting Dehydrated... Your Brothers Told Me That You Get Thirsty Around Me. 😕
Clay: *Spits Out Water* THEY SAID WHAT?!?! 😳
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
