Velvet: Some People Are Like Slinky's.
Crimp: How?
Velvet: They Usually Aren't Good For Much, But When You Push Them Down The Stairs... They bring A Smile To Your Face! 🙂
Crimp:
Crimp: Please Don't Push Veneer Down The Stairs. ☹️
Velvet: *Pushes Veneer Down The Stairs* Too Late! 😄
Veneer: AHHHHHH- 😱
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(R & B Are Conducting Scientific Research On Cooper)
Rhythm: How Many Braincells Do You Have Exactly?
Cooper: Cool Ranch Goldfish Crackers.
Blues: Ok, We're Going To Write Down "Zero Braincells" For Now... 📋
Cooper: I Love That Song! :D
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Barb: My Dad Had An Idea Of How To Bridge The Generation Gap...
Barb: ...By Combining New And Old Slangs Together To Create New Ones!
Blaze Powercord: Tubular AF! 🤟😎
Riff: Mood To The Max! ✌️😄
Val: Groovy, I Hate It. 😑
Demo: *Inhales* If She Breathes... She's A Square. 😞
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(Authors Note: The "N'SYNC" Troll Band That Shows Up At The End Of TBT Are Called "Kismet" There Names Are...)
(Ablaze) The Purple One With Red Hair. 💜
(Hype) The Mint One With Blue Hair. 💚
(Trickee) The Orange One With Purple And White-Striped Hair.🧡
(Boom) The Gold One With Rainbow Hair. 💛
Boom: Looking Left, Because You Don't Treat Me Right. 😔
Hype: Looking Right, Because You Left. 😔
Ablaze: Looking Up, Because You Let Me Down. 😔
Trickee: Looking Down, Because You Fricked Up. 😔
Branch:
Branch: Why Can't I Just Be In A NORMAL Band?! 😭
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Petra: What's Your Biggest Weakness?
Val: I Can Be Uncooperative.
Petra: Ok, Can You Give Me An Example?
Val: No. -_-
Petra: I Like You.
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Grey Branch: *Secretly Watching Poppy Sing And Dance From Behind Some Bushes*
Guy Diamond: Oooooooooo! Somebody's Got A Crush! 😏
Grey Branch: *Startled* GUY?!?! 😨 How Long Have You Been Standing There?!
Guy Diamond: For A While! And I Can See That You Have A Crush On The Princess. 😏
Grey Branch: *Pffft* I Don't Have A Crush On Poppy! 😒 I Just think she's A Little pretty, THAT'S ALL! 😠
Guy Diamond: Yeah, Suuuuuuuuuuuure. 😏
Grey Branch: I Mean... It's Not Like I Stay Awake All Night Thinking About Her! 😅
(In Branch's Bunker At Midnight 🕛)
Grey Branch: *Lying On His Bed, Wide Awake*
Grey Branch: .................Oh No... (O_O)
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Holly: *Places Down A Regular Playing Card* Ace Of Spades!
Synth: *Places Down An Uno Card* 4+!
Val: *Places Down A Monopoly Card* Give Five Dollars To The Bank!
Lownote Jones: *Places Down A Pokémon Card* Pikachu! I Choose You!
Dante: *Shaking With Fear* W-What Are We Even Playing?! 😰
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Holly: Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit. Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad. 🥗
Hickory: That's Deep.
Gus Tumbleweed: Because Tomatoes are fruit... That Means That Ketchup Is A Smoothie.
Hickory: Wow! That's Even Deeper! 😲
Dickory: *Watching Them* These Trolls Are Idiots... -.-
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Spruce: *Crossing His Arms* Spruce Jr! What Was The ONE Thing Me And Your Mother Told You NOT To Do Tonight? 😑
Spruce Jr: Raise The Dead... 😔
Brandi: And What Did You Do? 😑
Spruce Jr: Raise The Dead... 😔
The Puppet Zombies In The Background: BRAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNSSSS!!! 🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟🧟♂️
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Synth: Change Is Inedible.
Trollex: Don't You Mean Inevitable? 🤨
Synth: *Coughs Up A Bunch Of Pennies* No. I Really Don't... 😐
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
