Bash: Archer Told Me To Stop Being Immature...
Bash: So I Told Him To Get Out Of My Pillow Fort! >:(
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Gristle: Did It Hurt When You Fell-
Bridget: From Heaven? Awww! You're Such A Flirt Grissy. 🥰
Gristle: No, I Meant When You Fell Down The Stairs...
Bridget: 😐?
Gristle: You Just Laid There For Fifteen Minutes! 😥
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Cooper: *Wearing A Ninja Costume* I'm A True Ninja! 🥷
Val: No You're Not. -_-
Cooper: Did You Not Just See Me Do That?
Val: Do What? 🤨
Cooper: Exactly. 😌
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Queen Essence: Honey, I've Tried Calling You On Your Cell Phone FIVE Different Times! Why Didn't You Pick Up? 📱😠
King Quincy: *Remembers Dancing To His Ringtone, Because It Was Set To A Catchy Song*
King Quincy: I Didn't Hear It... 😐
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Branch: *Ordering Food* Ok, Then I Need A Breakfast Sandwich With A Side Of Hash Browns.
JD: With A Side Of What? 🤨
Branch: Hash Browns? 😐
JD: Hash Brown? Isn't That The Name Of That Bald Headed Kid Who Picked Out That Ugly Christmas Tree? 🤨
Branch: That's Charlie Brown. Not Hash Brown. 🤦♂️
JD: Oh...
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Blaze Powercord: Are You Peanuts? 🥜 Because I Want To Boil You Alive! 👉😉👉
Minuet:
Minuet: ...Is That Supposed to Be A Pick Up Line Or A Treat? 😕
Blaze Powercord:
Blaze Powercord: ...I Honestly Don't Know... I Heard Carol Say It To Sid Once. 😐
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Peppy: I Feel Really Old... 😞
Poppy: Don't Be Silly Dad, You're Not THAT Old. Right Rosie? 😅
Rosie: Yeah! 😅
Peppy: This Morning I Cracked My Knee So Loudly That I Half-Expect It To Glow In The Dark Tonight. :(
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Prompt: 🎁☃️🎄"The Trolls Are Having A Christmas Party"🎄☃️🎁
Poppy And Branch: *Sitting On The Couch, Watching Christmas Movies Together*
JD: *Chugging 10 Cartons Of Eggnog*
Spruce And Brandi: *Making Out Under The Mistletoe*
Clay: *Telling Christmas Jokes To Everyone*
Floyd And Boom: *Singing Christmas Carols*
Viva: *Decorating The Christmas Tree*
Hype: *Got Stuck In The Christmas Tree Somehow*
Trickee: *Setting Up Traps To Capture Santa*
Ablaze: *Accidentally Sat The Kitchen On Fire While Trying To Make Fruit Cake*
Rosie And Sunny: *Playing With Their Christmas Presents*
The Puppet/Troll Kids: *Making A GIANT Gingerbread House*
Death Note: *Was Put In A Reindeer Costume And Isn't Happy About It*
Rhonda: *Got Extremely Fat From Eating The Giant Gingerbread House When No One Was Looking*
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Janet: *Visiting The Cloud Hospital* Excuse Me Miss. I'm Cloud Guy's Emergency Contact.
The Counter Lady: Oh Good. Are You Here To Pick Him Up?
Janet: No, I'm Here To Remove Myself From His Emergency Contact List. 😁
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Chenille: Do You Take Constructive Criticism?
Satin: I Only Take Cash Or Credit.
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