Smidge: I'm Having Giggle-Yum For Lunch!
The Tribe Ambassadors: *Has No Idea What It Is* What Does Giggle-Yum Taste Like? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Smidge: *Le Gasp* You Guys Have Never Tasted GOD?! 😱
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JD: *Giving Rhonda A Belly Rub* Aww! You're A Cute Critter Aren't You! Yes You Are! 😄
Rhonda: Purrrrrrrrrr! ^w^
Death Note: *Asking For Belly Rubs Too* GRAWWW? 🐲
JD: NOT YOU! 😡
Death Note: -_-
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Chaz: Hey, Do you have Anything Alcoholic?
Pushy Poppy: *Pulls Out A Bottle* Well, Yes. But It's-
Chaz: *Takes The Bottle And Chuggs The Whole Thing*
Pushy Poppy: -Rubbing Alcohol... Oh Well. 🤷♀️
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Barb: Breath If You Love Chaos! ✊
All Of Volcano Rock City: *Invents Oxygen*
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Satin: So, I Just Bought this new mirror. But It's Wrapped In Plastic. So I'm Going to peel it off. 🪞
Satin: *Slowly And Satisfyingly Peels Off The Plastic* Ahhhhh... That Was Nice. 😌
Satin: *Proceeds To Shove The Plastic Into Her Mouth*
Chenille: SATIN WHAT THE FU- 😱
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🌨️On A Snowy Christmas🌨️
Cooper: Ya Know... Snow Really Makes Me Feel A Certain Way. 🥹❄️
Prince D: That's Hypothermia...
Cooper: Really?! Dr MoonBloom Told Me It Was The Magic Of Christmas. :(
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Rosie: I Have Popsicles For All Of Us To Share! 😄
Rosie: What Flavors Do You Guys Want?
Tiny Diamond: Cherry! 🍒
Sunny: Orange! 🍊
CJ Suki: Grape! 🍇
Pricilla: Banana! 🍌
Kieth: Blue Flavor! :D
Rosie: You Mean "Blue Raspberry" Kieth. "Blue" Isn't A Flavor. 😐
Kieth: Blue Flavor! Blue Flavor! :D
Rosie: Blue Isn't A Flavor- 😐
Kieth: BLUE FLAVOR! :D
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Minuet: Conductor Trollzart, May I Please Discuss My Concerns About Dante's Temper?
Trollzart: Oh Dear... What Is He Mad About This Time?
Dante: *Yelling At A Broken Chair* SHAME ON THIS CHAIR! PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING MY MAGNIFICENT PIANO PICE! 😡
Dante: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO BANISH THIS INFERNAL PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YEE FOUR-LEGGED WOODEN BEAST! NO MORE WILL YOU HARM MY BOTTOM! 😡
Trollzart: He's Arguing With A Chair... O____O
Minuet: And This Is NOT The First Time.....
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Bash: *Lying On The Floor*
Party Crasher #1: Is He Dead?
Party Crasher #2: I Sure Hope So. He's An Annoying Leader.
Bash: *Sits Up* Ok, First Of All... Frick You. 😑
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Poppy: Do You Think Different Colored Paints Have Different Tastes? 🎨
Harper The Artist: They Do! 😁
Poppy: ...
Poppy: ...Why Did You Say That With Such Certainty?
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
