Grandma Rosiepuff: Wow, It's really dark in here!
Kid Clay: Don't Worry Grandma! I Got this! 😄
Kid Clay: *Shakes Rapidly And Starts To Illuminate* ✨🫨✨
Grandma Rosiepuff: How Did You?!- 😧
Kid Clay: I Swallowed A Glow Stick! 😄
Grandma Rosiepuff: WHY DID YOU?!?!- 😱
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Chenille: What Are You Doing?
Satin: I'm Confronting The Troll Who Ruined My Life. >:(
Chenille: But You're Looking Into A Mirror- Wait... SATIN NO-
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Dante: FOR FOUR MONTHS MINUET! FOR FOUR MONTHS! 😠
Synth: *Walks In* Bro, Why Is Dante So Mad? 😧
Minuet: It's really not That Much Of A Big Deal. 😓
Dante: For FOUR Months I Have Been Watering A PLASTIC Plant! And NO ONE Told Me! 😭🪴
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Pushy Poppy: Hey Mary. Want To Hear A Joke?
Marshtato Mary: Sure?
Pushy Poppy: "A Christmas Present"
Marshtato Mary: I Don't Get It. 🤔
Pushy Poppy: EXACTLY! 😈
Marshtato Mary: PUSHY POPPY! YOU BI#&%! 🤬
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Spruce: If You Ever Give Grapes To A Baby, You Need To Make Sure You Cut Them In Half First. 🍇
JD: *Visible Confusion* 🤨
Brandi: ...He Meant The "Grapes" John, Not The Baby. 😑
JD: Ohhhhh! That Makes More Sense! 😄
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Bridget: You Know Grissy, It's Probably Unhealthy To Eat That Much Pizza At 3AM.
Gristle: Then It's A Good Thing Time Is Just An Illusion! 😁👍
Bridget: Wha- 😐
Gristle: *Nom Nom Nom* 🍕😋
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(Branch Is Cooking Dinner For His Wife And Daughter)
Rosie: Daddy, Why Are You Crying? 🥺
Branch: Oh, It's Just Because Of These Onions. 🧅😢
Rosie: *Talking To The Onions* What Did You Say To My Daddy To Make Him Cry?! >:O
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Viva: *Sees A Frying Pan With Sticks In It* 🪵
Viva: Awww Man... This Was Supposed To Be A Non-Stick Pan... 😞
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(At The Beach "Not Vacay Island") 🏝️
Velvet: *Doing A Live Stream* What's Up Viewers? I'm Currently At The Beach Living My Best Life! 📱😎
Crimp: Velvet, Veneer Is Drowning! ☹️
Velvet: This Ain't About Him! 📱😎
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Viva: Hey Sunny, I'm Going To Order Mexican Food. What Do You Want To Eat?
Sunny: Enchiladas! 🙌
Viva: Ok- 😄
Sunny: It's NACHO Business Mommy! 😉
Viva: Huh? 🤨
Sunny: We Should TACO About It! 😌
Viva: ???
Clay: *Is Proud AF* 🥹
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
