Dante: *Gently Squishes Synth's Face Between Two Slices Of Bread* 🍞
Dante: What Are You? >:(
Synth: *Sigh* A Fish Sandwich... 😔
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(Clay Just Finished Decorating A Christmas Tree...🎄)
Clay: Hey Branch. Guess What Kind Of Tree It Is. :)
Branch: No. -_-
Clay: Come On, Guess. :)
Branch: No. -_-
Clay: Guess. :)
Branch: No. -_-
Clay: Guess. :)
Branch: No. -_-
The Christmas Tree: *Has A Framed Photo Of Justin Timberlake On It*
Clay: It's A Justin TIMBER-Lake Tree. :)
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Grandma Rosiepuff: I'm Usually A Vary Nice Person... 😊
Grandma Rosiepuff: But If Anyone Tries To Hurt Any Of My Grandsons... 🤗
Grandma Rosiepuff: ...I WILL TEAR OUT THEIR SPINE! THROW THEM INTO THE SUN! AND THEN DO A VICTORY DANCE ON THEIR GRAVE!!! 😡
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Velvet: *To Veneer* Hey Loser, Say "Kid" Backwards!
Veneer: Uhhh, Dik? 🤨
Velvet: HAHAHA! THATS GAY! 🤣
Veneer: 😑
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Lownote Jones: Eyo! How Much Was That Taco Baby? 😎
Demo: *Trying To Be Cool Like Lownote* Alright Yo! You Know This Boi Got His Free Taco- 🌮😎
Demo: *Trips And Falls. Dropping His Taco* OWCH! 😖💥
Lownote Jones: Are You Ok? 😧
Demo: *Looks At His Now Broken Taco* My Taco..... 🥺
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Laguna Tidepool: I Hate Talking Off My Glasses... 👓
Laguna Tidepool: ...Because Without Them, My Vision Goes From "Full HD" All The Way Down To Buffering At 240p. And I Just Can't Handle That. :(
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King Branch: Everyone Please Tell me what color this rock is. 👉🪨
Poppy: Grey.
Rosie: Grey.
Viva: Grey.
Clay: Grey.
Sunny: Grey.
Floyd: Grey.
Spruce: Grey.
King Branch: Good! 👏 Now John... Tell everyone what color YOU Think The Rock is... 😑
JD:
JD: Dark White.
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Delta Dawn And Hickory: *Watching A Bunch of Wild Cattle Grazing Outside Their Window* 🐂🐄🐂🐄🐂🐄🐂🐄🐂🐄
Hickory: ACHOO! 🤧
The Cattle: *Runs Away*
Delta Dawn: Wow! Nice Job Hickory. -.-
Hickory: I Had To Sneeze! What?! Am I Not Allowed To Sneeze?! 😠
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🌡️Branch Caught A Cold...🌡️
Branch: *Lying In Bed With A Cup Of Hot Chocolate On His Side Table* ☕️
Branch: Poppy. Can you please Bring Me A Spoon? 😞
Poppy: *Climbs Onto The Bed. And Snuggles Branch From Behind* 🥰
Branch: W-What Are You Doing? 😐
Poppy: You Said That You Needed A Spoon! ☺️🩷
Branch: I-I Actually Just Meant That I Wanted A "Spoon" For Stirring My hot chocolate... 🥄
Branch: ...But This Is MUCH Better. 😊🩵
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Bash: *Is Surrounded By A Bunch Of Empty Bottles*
Archer: What Are You Doing?
Bash: I Have Finally Resorted To Drinking... 😔
Archer:
Archer: ...You Do Know that those are just Bottles Of Orange Fanta Right? 🤨
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