Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #46

Archer: How The Heck Are You Still Alive?! 😧

Cooper: Honestly, I Don't Even Know! HAHAHAHA! 🤣

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(The REAL Reason Why Val Moved To TrollsTopia...)

Val: You're A Lying Piece Of Crap! 😡

Petra: Oh Yeah? Well You're The Huge JERK who thinks That they can just get away with anything they want, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! 😡

Val: I'm Leaving! And I'm Taking Demo With Me! 😡

Riff: *Gathering Cards* Aaaaand That's Enough Monopoly For Today. 😰

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Chaz: Poison Is A A Magic Transformation Potion That Turns People Into Corpses. 🧪

Pushy Poppy: This Knife Is Actually A Magic Wand. 🪄

Chaz: Meet Me In The Denny's Parking Lot For A "Wizard Duel!" 🧙🏽‍♂️

Marshtato Mary: *Cocks Gun* Magic Missile! 🔫

Branch: What Is WRONG With You People?! 😨

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Toddler Rosie: *Crying* 😭

Branch: Rosie, What's Wrong Sweetie? 🥺

Poppy: I Took Her To The Zoo Earlier Today, And She Started Crying In The Reptile House. 😥

Toddler Rosie: The Snake Didn't Have Any Legs! I feel so sorry for him! 😭🐍

Branch: Oh... 😐 *Hugs Rosie* It Will Be Okay... 😐 *Looks To Poppy*

Poppy: 🤷‍♀️

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Veneer: Time For Plan G.

Velvet: Don't You Mean Plan B?

Veneer: No, We Tried Plan B A Long Time Ago. And We had to skip over Plan C Due to technical difficulties.

Velvet: What About Plan D?

Veneer: Plan D Was A Just Desperate Attempt At Lip-syncing.

Velvet: What About Plan E?

Veneer: I Hope That We'll Never Have To Use Plan E. It Involves Kidnapping An Innocent Troll. 😓

Velvet: I Like Plan E. :)

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🏬 In The Chip Aisle of The Vibe City Grocery Store... 🏬

King Quincy: *Trying To Decide Between Nacho Cheese Doritos And Cool Ranch Doritos* 🤔

Lownote Jones: *Minding His Own Business Looking For Tortilla Chips*

Lownote Jones: *Finds Tortilla Chips*

Queen Essence: See Quincy... He Knows What He's Here For, He Knows What He's Doing... Please Be More Like Him And Make A Decision! >:(

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Clay: John, Are You Sure You Want To Volunteer At Animal Shelter? You're Not Really An Animal Person...

JD: Of Course I'm An Animal Person! I Love Rhonda! 😄

Clay: 😑

JD: Ok, ok... 🙄 So I'm Not Really A Dog, Cat, Rabbit, Bird, Mouse, Rat, Ferret, Hamster, Guinea Pig, Turtle, Lizard, Snake, Fish, Cow, Goat, Horse, Sheep, Donkey, Mule, Llama, Alpaca, Unicorn, Dragon, Or Worm Person... 😒 But I AM An Armadillo Person!

Clay: Ok... I Guess You Can Give It A Try- WAIT, Did You Say Unicorn?! 😐

JD: I Had An "Incident" With A Unicorn At The Petting Zoo... And I Do NOT Want To Talk About It! That Unicorn Was A Huge Jerk! 😠🦄

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Beggie: *Dressed Up As Santa* How Do We Look Queen Poppy? 🎅

Mr Dinkles: *Wearing Some Reindeer Antlers* 🫎

Poppy: You Guys Look Amazing! The Trollings Are Gonna Love You! 😁

Viva: Oh Look... Here Comes Santa's Helpers! 🫵😄

Fuzzbert And The Fuzzlings: *All Wearing Elf Hats, And Holding Up Signs That Say HELP* 🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧🪧

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Cloud Guy: May Luck "And This Picture Of Branch Eating Shredded Cheese At 3 In The Morning" Be With You. 😌

Janet: *Takes The Photo From Cloud Guy* Thanks Honey. 😌

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Floyd: Crimp, Define "Dream"

Crimp: Dream- The First Thing That I Abandoned When I Figured Out How The World Works. 🥲

Boom: That's TOO Dark! 😰