Branch: *Covering His Ears* John! Please Stop!
JD: 🎶YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON!🎶
Poppy: What Is He Doing???
Branch: He's Been Singing The Beginning Of The "Chowder" Theme Song On A Loop For thirty minutes! 😫
JD: 🎶AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON! AND YOU TAKE THE MOON!🎶
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Clay: Viva Kissed Me! 🥰
Spruce: And You Kissed Her Back? 😃
Clay: No, I Kissed Her Lips. 😐
Spruce: 😐
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Smidge: Your Smile? It Makes Me Happy!
Milton Moss: Your Happiness? I Live For That!
Archer: A Room? Get One! -_-
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Satin: Nova, Tie Your Shoes, We're Leaving.
Nova Swift: I Don't Have Shoelaces.
Chenille: *Looks At Nova's New Shoes* Wait... Are Those Velcro Straps? 😮
Nova Swift: Yes Darling! Velcro Is In Now. 😌👟
Satin: *Gasp* ✨Material Gorl✨😮
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Innocent Trolls: *Exists*
Velvet: Hippity Hoppity Your Talent Is Now My Property! :)
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Branch: What Did You Guys Get In Your School Yearbook?
Hype: Most Handsome Smile! 😁
Boom: Nicest Personality! 😙
Ablaze: Most Likely To Start A Bar Fight! 😀
Trickee: Most Likely To WIN A Bar Fight! 😃
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Cooper: Where's Rosie, Sunny, And Tiny?
Viva: They're Playing Hide And Seek.
Cooper: Ok, But Where Are They? 🤨
Viva: I Don't think you understand how this game Works... 😐
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🪅 Pop Village Taco Fiesta! 🪅
Death Note & Rhonda: *Messily Munching On A Big Pile Of Tacos* 🐲🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🚍
Floyd: *Watching Them* YUCK! Critters Sure Are Messy Eaters! 🌮🤢
Clay: They Still Eat Tacos More Civilized Than John... 🌮😑
JD: *Eating A Taco Down The Middle* 🌮😋
Clay: You Disgust Me... 🌮😑
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Velvet: We Need To Open This Locked Door! Veneer give me your credit card. 🫱
Veneer: *Gives Velvet His Credit Card* 💳
Velvet: Thanks Veneer! *Puts The Credit Card Into Her Pocket*
Velvet: *Just Kicks Down The Door* 🦵💥🚪
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Guy Diamond: My Favorite Outdoor Activity?
Guy Diamond: Easy! Going Back Inside And Getting A Massage! 💆
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
