❤️On Valentine's Day❤️
Smidge: Valentine's Day Is just A Consumerist Holiday That Holds NO Real Value Other Than Driving Trolls Insane, Buying Flowers And Heart-Shaped Chocolates For Their Significant Others And- 😒
Milton Moss: I Bought You Some Flowers And Chocolates, Smidge. 💐😊🍫
Smidge: *Tearing Up* You Did? 🥹
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Holly: *Messing With A Random "Band Name" Generator*
Holly: "The Depressed Horses"? 🤨
Holly: ...Hey! That Sums Up The Entire Country Troll Tribe Perfectly! 😃
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(Authors Note: Remember That Random Rock Troll That Jumped Into The Lava In Trolls World Tour?)
The Rock Troll: Hey Guys. I'm Back! What Did I Miss? 👋
Barb: Wha- ...How Are You Back??? 😦 You Can't Be Here! You're Dead! I LITERALLY Saw You Jump Into The Lava, And Burn Alive!
The Rock Troll: Death Is A Social Construct...
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Chaz: Do You Have Feelings For Me?
Pushy Poppy: Yeah, Anger. 😑
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Rufus: *Tending To His Crops* Howdy Karma, Can Ya Please Bring Me A Hoe? 👨🌾
Karma: Of Course. I'll be right back. 👍
(Later)
Karma: Here you Go Rufus. 😁
Nova Swift:
Rufus:
Karma:
Nova Swift: Why Am I Here?
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JD: Everything Will Be Ok. You Can't Stop It. Everything Will Be Fine. You Have No Choice.
Floyd:
Floyd: What The Hair Kind Of Pep Talk Was That?!?! 😰
JD: I Call It... ✨Ominous Positivity!✨😃
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Clay: *Is About To Tell A Joke To Laguna* Hey Laguna, How Do You Ask A Glass Of Water How It's Doing? 😆
Laguna Tidepool: A Glass Of Water Is An Inanimate Object. Therefore, It's Incapable Of Having A Thought Process Or Understanding Basic Troll Language.
Clay: ...
Clay: ...Water You Doing? 😐
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Hype: 👏 CHARACTER 👏 FLAWS 👏 ARE 👏 IMPORTANT! 👏
Trickee: So... It's Ok That I Like To Eat Mayo And Ketchup Packets Like They're Gogurt Tubes?
Hype:
Hype: You Do WHAT Now?! O____O
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Velvet: We Can't Lose, Because We Have This. 😌 *Points To Her Chest*
Veneer: We Have Heart?
Velvet: What? No, Me! I'm Pointing To Myself. I'm Going To Win This For Us! 😑
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Barb: I've Recently Became A Bug Dealer For Five Wild Bats In The Forest... After I Give Them Bug Treats, They Pay Me With Random Shiny Objects They Find. Like Bottle Caps, Pens, And Sunglasses...
Barb: ...But Recently They Paid Me With A 20 Dollar Bill They Found Somewhere! 💵 So I Started Feeding Them Whole Sandwiches Instead, And They Loved It. So Now They Understand What To Do, "Give Me Money" Ive Probably Racked Up 200 Dollars At This Point!
Barb: Is It Really Morally Wrong Though? 🤔 I Mean... THEY'RE The Ones Who Are Stealing Money From Others... And Maybe They Just Have A Big Pile Of Money Laying Somewhere? Should I Keep Doing This?
Riff: ...You're Starting To Sound Like Some Kind Of Vampire Who Uses Their "Bat Servants" To Bring Them Stolen Items From The Mortals. 😳
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
