Kid JD: *Splashing* HELP I'M DROWNING!!! 😫
Kid Floyd: You're Only In One Foot Of Water, John. 😑
Kid JD: *Splashes More* AHHHHH! HEEELLLLP!!! 😫
Grandma Rosiepuff: You're In The Bathtub John. Please Stop Screaming And clean behind your ears. 😑🛁
Kid JD: *Scrubs Behind His Ears* 🧽🫧😑
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Gristle: *Picks His Nose*
Bridget: That's Kinda Hot. 😍
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(This Is Completely Platonic)
Poppy: HUG TIME! 🤗 *Hugs Archer*
Archer: Ewwwww, What Is This?!
Poppy: It's Called A Hug! 🤗
Archer: DISGUSTING! >:(
Poppy:
Poppy: :(
Archer:
Archer ...Can You Please Do It Again? 🥺👉👈
Poppy: :D
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Boom: Did Velvet And Veneer Give You enough Water To Drink?
Crimp: Well... Sometimes When I Cry, My Tears Fall Into My Mouth. 🤔
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Riff: So, What's Your Favorite Color?
Barb: That's Such A Boring Question! 😒 Ask Me Something More Fun! 😁
Riff: How Many Grains Of Sand Make Up An Entire Beach?
Barb: ...
Barb: ...My Favorite Color Is Red. 😐
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Troll News Reporter: Time for A Stupidness Update With The Bad Decisions Club! 🎤😃
JD: *Covered In Peanut Butter* Getting Stupider! 😃👍
Troll News Reporter: Great! Now For The Weather! 🎤😄
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⚠️MATURE WARNING⚠️
Lownote Jones: What Do You Find The Most Attractive About Me? 😎
Val: Your Di- 😀
Holly: Hmm??? 📸🤨
Val: -iiiiiiiiiiilightfully Deep Voice! 👉😅👉
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Veneer: *Knocks On Velvet's Door* 🚪
Velvet: *Answers The Door* What Do You want? It's the middle of the night. 🥱
Veneer: I Can't Sleep. ☹️
Velvet: I Can.
Velvet: Goodnight! 😄 *Slams Door In His Face*
Veneer: 😶...
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[Problems With Having A Short Husband]
Spruce And Brandi: *Walking on the Beach Together, Holding Hands* 🤝
Spruce: *Gets Snatched Up By A Large Bird, And Gets Carried Away* 🦅
Brandi: *Watching Him Get Carried Away* 😐
Spruce: *Sigh* Not Again. 😑
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Hype: Onions Rings Are Vegetable Donuts. 🍩
Ablaze: Sure. -.-
Hype: Your Stomach Thinks All Potatoes Are Mashed. 🥔
Ablaze: Ok. -.-
Hype: Lasagna Is Just Spaghetti Flavored Cake. 🍝
Ablaze: Yep. -.-
Hype: Lobsters Are Mermaids To Crabs. 🦀
Ablaze: Please Stop. -.-
Boom And Trickee: *Are Both Interested*
Trickee: No, Keep Going. :)
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