Barb: Stop Being So Cute Or I'll Punch You On The Lips! ✊😡
Riff: 😥
Barb: Vary Softly... ✊😠
Riff: 😐?
Barb: With My Own Lips... ✊😐
Riff: 😳!
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JD: Rhonda Is So Much MORE Than Just A Pet Or A vehicle. She Is My VERY BEST FRIEND! She Has Always Been There For Me, Whenever I Felt Sad Or Alone! And She Will NEVER Abandon Me! Right Rhonda? 😌
A Male Armadillo Van: *Walks By* 🚐
Rhonda: 😍 *Wags Her Tail And Runs After Him*
JD: Rhonda?... 😕 *Turns Around, To See Rhonda Fallowing The Other Armadillo*
JD: I Thought What We Had Was Special! 🥺💔
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⚠️LANGUAGE WARNING⚠️
Viva: HELLOOOOOOOO!!! 🤗
Poppy: Hiiii! (^w^)
Spruce: Wuzzup? 👉😎👉
Floyd: *Shyly* H-Hi...👋😅
Branch: There Are 4 Kinds Of People.
Clay: Greetings Fellow Citizens! :)
Branch: There Are 5 Kinds Of People.
JD: WHATS UP F*CKERS?!?! 😃
Branch: There Are 6 Kinds Of People... 😑
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King Quincy: How Tall Are You?
Trollzart: Hight Is A Social Construct.
King Quincy: So... You're Short? 🤨
Trollzart: (-_-)
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Guy Diamond: (Sitting Alone In A Cafe) 😞☕️
DJ Suki: *Walks Up To Him* Guy, Are You Single?
Guy Diamond: Yes... Yes I Am! 😃
DJ Suki: *Takes Away The Empty Chair Next To Him* Thanks! I Needed An Extra Seat. 🪑😁👍
Guy Diamond: :'(
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💒 The Tribe Leaders Right Before Poppy & Branch's Wedding 💒 (They Are All Hanging Out With Each Other) [And No, This Is NOT Canon To The Broppy Wedding Oneshot I Did In The Other Book]
Trollzart: Well, I Have To Go Now, I Have A Wedding To Attend...
Delta Dawn: Really? I Have A Wedding To Attend Too! :)
Trollex: Oh, What A Coincidence! I Have A Wedding To Attend As Well! :D
Prince D: WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND AT THE SAME TIME?! 😨
Barb: OH CRAP! I ALSO HAVE A WEDDING TO ATTEND TO, AND I'M ALSO SUPPOSED TO BE THE BRIDESMAID! 😰
Poppy: WAIT! WHY AM I HERE?!?! I HAVE A WEDDING TO GET MARRIED "IN" IN JUST A FEW HOURS!!! 😱
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Demo: What Happens If I Press The "Gas" Pedal And The "Break" Pedal At The Same Time? 🤔
Val: The Bus Takes A Screenshot. Trust me. 😌
King Branch: For The Last Time... Get The Frick Out Of The Caterbus! 😑
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Brandi: I'm Currently Learning 5 New Languages!
Viva: Why Do You Need to Learn Different Languages?
Spruce: So She Can Swear Around Our Kids.
Viva: ...
Viva. ...I Can Help Teach You Some Spanish... 😐
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Marshtato Mary: How Do I Politely Tell Chaz That I Want To Hit Him With A Brick? 🧱
Pushy Poppy: One Wishes To Acquaint Your Facial Features With A Fundamental Used In Building Walls. Repeatedly.
Marshtato Mary: *Sniffles* That Was Beautiful! 🥹
Chaz: O___O
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Minuet: Excuse Me... Is That Your Hand On My Rear?! >:(
Blaze Powercord: It Was An Accident... 0_0
Minuet: It Is Still There!... >:(
Blaze Powercord:
Blaze Powercord: It's Still An Accident... 0_0
BINABASA MO ANG
Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
