(Authors Note: Guess What Show This Oneshot Is Based On...😉)
Rhonda: *Happily Playing In The Mud* :)
JD: *Runs Over To Rhonda* Oh Man! You're All Dirty... ☹️ But don't worry, I know how to fix that. 😌 Come fallow me.
Rhonda: *Fallows John Curiously* 🤨
(They Eventually Got To The Pop Village Car Wash)
Rhonda: *Sees A Caterbus Go Into The Car Wash*
Rhonda: Purrrrrrrr? 🤨
JD: That's right Rhonda! It's Time For You To Take A Bath! 😁
Rhonda: *Eyes Shrink At The World "Bath"* 👁️👄👁️
JD: *Gets Inside To Drive Rhonda* Come On Girl, Let's Go! 😁
(John Tried To Get Rhonda To move... But none of the controls Would work for some reason)
JD: Rhonda? 😐
Rhonda: *Doesn't Move* 👁️👄👁️
JD: ...You're Gonna Have To get into that car wash Rhonda... 😑
Rhonda: *Doesn't Move* 👁️👄👁️
JD: Now Rhonda, Your Going to get clean! Even if we have to do this The Easy Way, Or The Hard Way!... 😠 ...Or The Medium Way... Or The Quarter-Hard Way... Or The Somewhat-Easy-But-also-challenging-medium-hard-way..... 😐
Rhonda: *Doesn't Move* 👁️👄👁️
JD: Oh... So THATS How It's Gonna Be? 😑 *Gets Out Of Rhonda And Tries To Push Her Into The Car Wash*
JD: *Struggling* C'mon Girl! Work With Me ✋😠🤚
Rhonda: *Won't Budge* >:(
JD: Huff Huff... 😮💨 Fine! I guess I'll have to figure something out...
ATTEMPT #1
JD: Hey Rhonda! Wanna Play Fetch? 😄🎾
Rhonda: *Wags Her Tail Happily* 😋
JD: Ok! FETCH! 😄 *Throws The Ball Towards The Car Wash Entrance*
The Ball: *Comes Right Back To John For Some Reason* 🎾💨
JD: What The?! 😧
JD: *Reads The Box* New Boomerang Pet Ball: REALLY WORKS! 🪃
JD: GRRR! 😠 *Throws The Box... But It Comes Right Back And Hits His Head* OOOOF! 😖💥
ATTEMPT #2
JD: RHONDA! THERES A GLITTER BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! AND ITS GONNA BLOW UP IN FIVE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GO INTO THE CAR WASH! 😱💣
Rhonda: *Stairs Blankly* 😶
JD: ...
JD: Please? 😰
💥BOOM!💥
JD: *Is Now Completely Covered In Glitter* ✨✨✨😑✨✨✨
ATTEMPT #3
JD: *Holding A Spinning, Swirly Wheel* 🌀
JD: I Am Now Going To Fill Your Mind With These Subliminal Messages! ✋😮🤚
Rhonda: 😲...
🧼 (Soap)
🚿 (Shower Head)
🛁 (Bath Tub)
👧 (Ugly WomanWith Pigtails, Laughing Demonically) 👹
JD And Rhonda: 😳!😳!
JD: *Walks Away* I'm Sorry You Had To See That... 😐
Rhonda: 😳...
ATTEMPT #4
Rhonda: *Sleeping In Her Garage* 😴
JD: *Wearing A Pirate Costume* RHONDA! RHONDA WAKE UP! Look At What I Found! A Pirate Treasure Map! 🗺️😃
Rhonda: Purrrrrr? 🫤
JD: Fallow Me! 😃
(Rhonda Fallowed John To What Looks Like A GIANT Bath Tub Painted To Look Like A Treasure Chest) 🛁
JD: Look Rhonda! It's A Giant Treasure Chest! :D
Rhonda: BEEP? 🤨
JD: Why, No Rhonda. This Isn't A Giant Bath Tub... 😅 *Kicks A Bucket Of Paint Away* ...It's Treasure!
JD: *Pulls Out Two Bars Of Soap* Look, Dabloons! 😯🧼🧼 *Puts Them Down* Don't Drop Them! 😉
JD: *Pulls Out A Rubber Duck* Wow! Look At This Broch! 😲🐤
Rhonda: Purrrrr? 🤨
JD: I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN ARMADILLO WOULD WANT WITH A BROCH! 😠
JD: Why Don't You just get in the tub?! 😠👉
Rhonda: HONK! 😡 *Runs Off*
JD: Sigh....... What do I do now?........ 😞
JD: ...
JD: ...WAIT! I Have One More Idea! ☝️😀💡
ATTEMPT #5
(John Uses Water From A Garden Hose To Create A Loooong Mud Slide On Top Of A Hill, That Leads Straight Down To The Lagoon)
JD: RHONDA! 📢😄
Rhonda: *Comes Out Timidly* 😥
JD: Don't Worry Girl, I Completely Gave Up Giving You A Bath. So Instead, I Made You This AWESOME Mud Slid For You To Go Down! 😄
Rhonda: *Is Skeptical* 🤨
JD: Absolutely NO Tricks This Time! I Promise! ✋😅🤚
Rhonda: *Reluctantly Believes Him* :)
Rhonda: *Runs Towards The Mud Slide, And Slides Down It On Her Belly* BEEP! :D
JD: It's Working! 😃
Rhonda: *Reaches The Bottom And Splashes Into The Lagoon*
💦SPLAAAAAAAAAAASH!💦
(The Impact Was So Hard, That Literally ALL Of The Water In The Lagoon Splashed Out And Got The ENTIRE Area Wet!)
Rhonda: *Grumpily Sitting In The Now Empty Lagoon... Now Sparkling Clean* 😑✨
JD: *Is Soaked* YES! RHONDA IS FINALLY CLEAN! 🙌😄
King Branch: Uh... Ahem... -.-
JD: *Turns Around To See An Angry Group Of Soaking Wet Pop Trolls* 😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑 😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧😑💧
JD: Uhhhhhhh... Hi? 👋😅
King Branch: Well... What Do You Have To Say For Yourself John? -.-
JD: .........At Least Rhonda's Clean? 🤷♂️
Rhonda: *Immediately Starts Rolling In The Mud Again* :)
JD: Dang It Rhonda! 😭
The End! ^^
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