Viva: I Love You. ☺️
Clay: I Love You More. 😊
Viva: Don't Start A War That You Know You Can't Win! >:(
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Party Clown: *Making Balloon Animals* 🤡🎈
Cooper: Fun Fact, Did You Know That When You Give Someone A Balloon That You Blew Up yourself, Your Basically Giving Them A Rubber Sack Full Of Your Stinky Breath? ^^
The Party Clown: 😶...
Prince D: *To The Clown* I Am SO Sorry You Had To Hear That... 😔
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Boom: Floyd, I Need You To Look Me Straight In The Eyes When I Talk To You. 😕
Floyd: How Can I Look Into Your Eyes And Be Straight?! 😭
(Author's Note: Yes I Ship Them. Pls Don't Judge Me.)
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Rosie: Hey, Who Took It?
Sunny: Took What?
Rosie: Who Took My Last Pancake? It Was On My Plate A Second Ago... ☹️🥞
Clampers: *Talking With Her Mouth Full Of Pancake* I Hawf No Idwa...
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Delta Dawn: Are You Ok Hickory?
Hickory: Of Course I Am. Why Wouldn't I Be? 😁👍
Delta Dawn: I Just Saw You Fall On Your Back! 😥
Hickory: I Didn't Fall... I Just Attacked The Floor.
Delta Dawn: Backwards? 🤨
Hickory: I Am Very Talented.
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(This Was Before They Got Married)
Spruce: Brandi, Do You Like Cats? 🐱
Brandi: Yes I Do.
Spruce Who's Trying To Impress Her: *Pushes A Random Glass Off The Table Like A Cat* 😐🫸🍸
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Me: *Trying To Sleep At A Reasonable Hour*
My Brain At 3 AM: 👏 LeT ⭐️ Me 🎉 TaKe 💎 YoU 🔮 TO 💋 A 💃BetTer 🦖 PlAce! 🎠 I'm 🌈 GonNa 🫧 MaKe 🙇♀️ Ya 👙 KiSs 🪄 ThE 🎆 SkY 👢ToNighT! 👯 If 🏵️ YoU ✨ LeT 🍑 Me 🤸♀️ ShOw 🛼 ThE 🌝 WaAaaay! 🪅 I'm 🕺 SO 💍ExCitEd, 🧞♀️ To 🦄 SeE 🏁 YoU 🗿 ExCitEd!!! 🪐
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Guy Diamond: The Bergens Think That My Glitter Farts Are Annoying...
Guy Diamond: ...But What Do They Want Me To Do About It? Fart Quietly? 🙄💨
JD: I Know Right? My Farts Are Like Atomic Bombs! But I Can't Just Control It!
Guy Diamond: O______O
JD: What? Is Too Much Information For You Glitter Trolls? 🤨
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Hype: Trickee, Are You Drunk Or Something? 😐
Trickee: No! What Makes You Think I'm Drunk?
Hype: Well, Your Blowing On Your Food To Cool It Down...
Trickee: Yes, So?
Hype: ...It's Ice Cream! 🤦🍨
Trickee: Oh-
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Gus Tumbleweed: Ok Val, For Our Next Musical, Your Going To Be Playing The Role Of My Father.
Val: What? No! I Don't Want To Be Your Father! I'm Leaving... -_-
Gus Tumbleweed: PERFECT! You Already Know Your Lines! 🥳
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
