(Dante Meeting Cloud Guy For The First Time)
Dante: *Eating Pasta* Hey, This Is Actually Pretty Good! 😋🍝
Cloud Guy: I'm Glad You Like It! I Boiled It In My Own Rain Water! 😁👍
Dante: *Spits Out The Pasta* 🤢
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Boom: Hey Floyd! Marry Me! 😄
Floyd: What?! 😳
Boom: -OOOPS! 😨 S-Sorry! I Meant... "Marry Christmas!" Heheha...Yeah... Stupid Autocorrect! 👉😅👉
Floyd: Autocorrect? What Autocorrect? You're Not Texting Me... We're Literally Talking To Each Other In Person... :/
Boom: Oh... Right... 😳
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Queen Essence: I Just Want To Hear You Say Those Three Little Words.
King Quincy: I Love You?
Queen Essence: That's Sweet! But Try Again. 🥰
King Quincy:
King Quincy: I Will Behave? 😐
Queen Essence: There We Go! 👏😄
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Guy Diamond: Hey DJ, Are You Free Tonight?
DJ Suki: Yeah, I Am!
Guy Diamond: Really? Me Too! :D
DJ Suki: No Way! I Hope You Find Something To Do! :D
Guy Diamond: 😐...
Guy Diamond: *Awkwardly Walks Away* 🚶
Tiny Diamond: Yo, That Was Embarrassing, Daddy. 🤦
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Synth: Bro. 👋
Trollex: Bro. 👋
Synth: Brooooooooo.
Trollex: BRO!
Synth: Bro?
Trollex: *Nods* Bro.
Synth: Bro. 👍
Trollex: Bro. 👍 *Swims Away*
Bliss Marina: ...
Bliss Marina: ...Did They Just Have An Entire Conversation Just By Saying "Bro?" 0_0
Laguna Tidepool: You Get Used To It. 😒
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Poppy: So What Was Your Childhood Like?
Val: Oh, You Mean My Dramatic Backstory That You Must Be At Level 10 Friendship To Unlock? 🙄
Poppy:
Poppy: So What Level Am I At Now? 😕
Val: You're Only A Level 4 Friend Right Now. So I'm Not Sharing My Backstory With You Yet. 😑
Poppy: 😢
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Spruce: Are You Getting Enough Sleep, Honey?
Brandi: Well, Sometimes When I Sneeze My Eyes Close-
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Trickee: I'm Back From The Store! I Bought Toilet Paper. 😁🧻
Boom: And Food? 😃
Trickee: (Completely Forgot to Buy Food)
Trickee: ...I Bought Toilet Paper. 😐🧻
Ablaze: You Did Remember To Buy Food, Right? 🙁
Trickee: ...I Bought Toilet Paper. 😐🧻
Hype: But What Are We Going To Eat? ☹️
Trickee:
Trickee: ...Toilet Paper? 🧻😐
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Teacher: What Does The Cuddle Pup Say? 👩🏫🐶
Rosie: Woof Woof!
Teacher: What Does The Adora-Bull Say? 👩🏫🐂
Sunny: Moo!
Teacher: What Does Mr Dinkles The Worm Say? 👩🏫🪱
Kieth: *Demonic Chanting* 👹
Teacher: Vary Good Kieth! 😄
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{🌀🧺 Having A Picnic In The Hustle Dimension 🧺🌀}
Rhonda: *Floating Upside Down* Purrrrrrr! 🙃
JD: See? Isn't The Hustle Dimension A Fun Place To Have A Picnic? 😌
Branch: NO, IT'S NOT! This Place Is Dangerous! Why Would You Bring Us Back In Here?! 😥
JD: Oh, Relax Branch. Me And Rhonda Come In Here All The Time! It's Completely Safe. 😌
Poppy: *Turning Different Colors* BrAnCh! mY InSideS FeeL WeIrD! 😵💫🌈
Spruce: !sdrawkcaB klaT ylnO naC I 😰
Clay: My Hands Have Turned Into Lollipops!!! 🍭😦🍭
Floyd: *Has Turned Into A Photo-Realistic Troll Doll* I Want To Go Home...🧍
JD: Oh, Those Are Just Normal Side Effects To Being In The Hustle Dimension... Don't Worry. They'll Go Away. 😅
Branch: How Much Weirder Can This Place Get?! 😨
Hustle Man: *Munching On A Giant Sandwich* Oh, It Gets MUCH Weirder, Kevin. 🥪🧞
Branch: WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING ME KEVIN?! 😭
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
