In the "Bad Decisions Club" Treehouse... 🌳
Val: Welcome Back To The Bad Decisions Treehouse Everyone. Feel free to share your Dumb Ideas And Mistakes With All Of us. This is A Safe Zone. 😌
Synth: During Hug Time Earlier Today... I Tried To Give A Great White Shark A Hug, But It Bit My Butt Instead! :)
Cooper: I Snuck Into R&Bs Lab And Played Around With The Giant Bubble Ray! There was Trolls Getting Stuck In Giant Bubbles Everywhere! :D
Blaze: Last Night I Tried To Eat An Entire Bag Of Doritos Without using my hands... And I think I may have swallowed the entire Bag by mistake! ):
Archer: *Is Wearing A Clown Costume For Some Reason* 🤡
Val: Archer, Why Are You Wearing that?
Archer: Oh... I Was Just Trying To Match The Vibes In here... 😒
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Beetrollvin: *Takes A Sip Of Milk, And Gags* 🥛
Beetrollvin: YUCK! I Think This Is Expired! 🤢
Beetrollvin:
Beetrollvin: *Keeps Drinking The Milk Anyway* 🥛
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Riff: *Calling Barb* 📱
Riff: Hey Barb... I Know You're Busy Having A Girls Night Sleepover With Queen Poppy Right Now....... But...... 😅
Barb: What's Wrong? 🤨
Riff: I've Been Watching Your Dad For About Six Hours Now... And He Has Gotten into the Fridge And Started Drinking All Of The Hot Sauce...
Riff: Please Help Me... 🥲
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Gus Tumbleweed: Mayor Delta... I Really Need To Talk To You... I'm In A Lot Of Pain...
Delta Dawn: Do You Mean Emotional Pain Or-
Delta Dawn: -OH LORD! THERE'S A CACTUS STUCK TO YOUR BUTT! 😱
Gus Tumbleweed: Emotional Pain? Yes... Physical Pain?... ALSO Yes! 😖🌵
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Death Note: GRAAAAAAAAW! 🐲
Rhonda: Honk! Honk! 🚍
Rosie: Uncle John, Do You Ever Wonder What Critters Talk About To Each Other? 🤔
JD: Sometimes I Do... But I'm I'm sure They Probably Just Talk About How Much They Love Eating Treats And Getting Belly Rubs. 😁
Death Note: *Talking To Rhonda* Let's Sneak Into A Casino And Gamble With John Dory's Money. 🐲
Rhonda: Yes. 🚍
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Wani: Does Anyone Want To Write An Anime Plot With Me? 😚🌸
Tresillo: A... What? 🤨
The Rest Of The K-Pop Gang: YES!
Wani: Ok, Let's create Dramatic Backstory's for our main character... It All Began on the Day Her Egg Was Laid. BOTH Of her Parents Failed To Show Up. 😔
Kim-Pitit: When She Was Four Years Old... She Was Adopted By Some Really Mean Samurai. When She turned Seven Years Old, The Samurai Kicked Her Out because They couldn't accept her for who she was: A Failure. 😞
Ari: Then When She turned Ten years old. She made A Friend Named "Jellysparkle J. Boorling" And She Was Then adopted by Jellysparkle's Family, And moved in with them. Her Sixteenth Birthday party was held at Her Grandpa's house. He Made Them A Tofu And Chocolate Cake... Moments Before He Was Brutally Murderd By The Evil Unicorn Clan. 😔 "They Also Destroyed The Birthday Cake Too, Which was just Going WAY Too Far!" 😡
Baby-Bun: Fueled By Rage, She Unleashed Her Inner "Magical Girl" Powers And used them to Defeat The Evil Unicorn Clan and avenge her Birthday Cake! ✨😃
Gomdori: Finally, At The Age Of Nineteen, She Was given her destiny by A Talking Turtle, To become the Dragon Warrior And Protect The world from any future dangers! ✊
Tresillo:
Tresillo: WhAts EvIn GoInG On?!?! 😭
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Demo: Hey Val, I Saw You On Tv Last Night.
Val: Really? On Witch Channel?
Demo: Animal Planet.
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🥂Broppy Getting Ready For A Fancy Party At Symphonyville...🥂
Poppy: *Is Wearing A Red Dress* You look VARY Handsome In That Tuxedo Branchie! 😉🩷
Branch: *Gasp* I-It's Too T-Tight! I C-Can't *Ack* B-Breath! 😖
Branch: *Rips Off His Entire Tuxedo With His Bare Hands* *RIIIIIP!*
Branch: *His Entire Muscular Body Is Now Exposed To Poppy* Phew! That's Better... 😮💨
Poppy: *Entire Face Turns Red* 😳!
*THUD*
Branch: Poppy?............
Branch: Poppy!!! Are You Ok?! 😱
Poppy: *Is Passed Out On The Floor* 🤤💞
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Random Spaghetti Person: Hey, Did you read the news? That Fraud Pop Star "Velvet" Died Recently. 📰
Veneer: *Turns To Velvet* Dang Sis! You didn't tell me you were dead! ☹️ Sorry I couldn't make it to your funeral...
Velvet: Eh, Don't feel bad bro, I Didn't go to my own Funeral either. 🤷♀️
Random Spaghetti Person: ........................Wait A Minute- 😐
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(If The TrollsTopia Villains Actually Got Along)
Pushy Poppy: Hey Chaz, What have you been up to? 👋
Chaz: I've Started Another Jazz Cult.
Pushy Poppy: Oh, Good For You! Me, I've Joined A Mob In Another Dimension!
Chaz: That's Awesome! 😌 By the way, How's Barnald The Bergen Doing?
Pushy Poppy: He's Still Living Happily In The Woods As A Troll Merder. :)
Chaz: Nice. 👌
Pushy Poppy: Speaking of which, Have You heard from Marshtato Mary?
Chaz: She's Currently Locked Up in A Mental Asylum. After lunch, you wanna go break her out?
Pushy Poppy: Only If we can start A Revolution Later. 😉
Chaz: Oh You! 😉
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
