Cybil: *Boiling Some Water*
Branch: What Are You Doing?
Cybil: I'm Making Holy Water!
Branch: How Is That Making Holy Water? 🤨
Cybil: I'm Boiling The Hell Out Of It. 😉
Branch: CYBIL NO-
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Holly: Who Wants To Go To The Store With Me And Val? 😁
Poppy And Viva: ME! ME! ME! 🙋♀️🙋♀️
Val: Not You Two! -.-
Viva: Awwww. 😞
Poppy: Why Not? ☹️
Val: Because The Last Time We Went To The Store, You Two Bought A Bunch of Animal-Shaped Cookies Cutters Instead Of Utensils. So Now... EVERYTHING We Eat Is Shaped Like Animals. -.-
Holly: *Eating A Lion-Shaped Sandwich* So? I'm ok with that... 🙁🥪
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JD: *Drunk And Is Dancing Around* 🥴
Spruce: John! John Stop Your Gonna Get In Trouble! Dude Stop!
Floyd: John! Please Stop!
(15 Seconds Later)
JD: *Is Surrounded By The Police* 👮👮♀️👮♂️
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Brandi: Sometimes I Wonder If I'm Hearing Voices...
Brandi: ...But Then I Just Remember That the "Voices" are actually just the last pieces of Sanity I have, Trying to get me to fall asleep At A reasonable hour. 🥲
One Of Her Daughters: Mommy, Spruce Jr Is Stuck In The Toilet Again. :(
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Branch: *Helping Rosie With Her Science Homework*
Rosie: Daddy, What Are Braincells?
Branch: Something That Your Uncle John Dory Doesn't Have... 😑
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JD: *Standing On Top of Rhonda, Swinging Nunchucks*
JD: You Wanna Mess With My Van, Huh?! You Wanna Mess With my Van?!?! YA WANNA MESS WITH MY VAN?!?!?! 😡
Rhonda: 👀💧
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Clay: Death Note, Do You Want The Ball? 😄🎾
Death Note: *Wagging His Tail* GRAAAAAAH! 🐲
Clay: *Throws The Ball Towards A Random Troll's Pod*
Death Note: *Runs After The Ball And Crashes Through The Pod* 💥CRASH💥
Clay: OH NO! Hopefully The Owner Of That Pod Has Insurance... 😥
Clay: *Realizes That That Was HIS Pod* ............😐................Uuuuuuuuugh. 🤦
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Blaze Powercord: *Opens A Bag Of Nacho Cheese Doritos*
Carol: *Immediately Runs Down The Stairs At The Noise* WHERE ARE THEY?! :D
Blaze Powercord: Where's What?! 😧
Carol: *Spots The Doritos* CHEESE!!! *Grabs The Doritos From Blaze With Her Mouth*
Blaze Powercord: HEY! Those Are Mi- 🫵😠
Carol: HISSSS! *Clutches The Chip Bag* MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS! 👹
Blaze Powercord: ...
Blaze Powercord: Never Mind... You Can Have Them... 😐
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🪸If Marshtato Mary Visited Techno Reef...🪸
Marshtato Mary: I Want To Die... 😑
Synth: I Like Jellyfish Pie! 😃
Laguna Tidepool: I Like Solving PI. 😌
Trollex: I'M A DJ GUY! 😄
Marshtato Mary: I've Got FISH To Fry! 🪓😈
Synth, Laguna, And Trollex: AHHHHHHHHHHH! 😱😱😱
(Authors Note: Don't Worry. They Got Away)
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Milton Moss: Did You Know That I Love You Vary Much? 🥰
Smidge: I Already Knew That Sweetie! 🥰 Tell Me Something I Don't Know.
Milton Moss: Did You Know That The Letter "A" Is Just A Sharpened Pencil?
Smidge: 🤯
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