JD: I Am SO Sorry Bro! 😔
Branch: For What?
JD: Oh... You Haven't Been In The Bathroom Yet Have You?
Branch: 😐
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Cybil: The Universe Has Decided to Let Me Live Another Day... 😌🌌
Cybil: ...And I'm Going To Make It Everyone Else's Problem! 😈
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Baby Branch: (Screaming) 🗣️
Kid JD: (Tries To Scream Louder) 🗣️
Kid Spruce: Uhhhh... Should We Go Get Grandma? 🫤
Kid Clay: *Watching Them While Eating Popcorn* Not Yet! I Want To See Who Wins! 🍿😃
Kid Floyd: 🤦
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Putt-Putt Troll: Why Are You And Viva Holding Hands?
Clay: I Have Read That Holding Hands Is A Good Stress Reliever. 🙂🤝
Putt-Putt Troll: Oh, I Just Thought You Two Were Dating Or Something...
Viva: We Are Dating.... But We're Also Really Stressed. 🤝🥲
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Velvet: When I Die, I'm Going To Donate My Entire Body To Science...
Velvet: Except For My Middle Finger...
Velvet: ...You Can Give That To Veneer. -_-
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🎄Christmas Morning🎄
Rosie: *Opens Up A Present From Her Friend, Kieth* 🎁
Rosie: A Pineapple With Googly Eyes? 🍍😐
Rosie: ......Thaaaaanks! 🍍😅👍
Kieth: 👌😁
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Poppy: Hey Dad. I Was Just Wondering... Why Did You Name Me Poppy? 🤔
Peppy: When You Hatched, A Petal From A Poppy Flower Landed On Your Head. ^^ 🌸
Poppy: Wow! That's Really Beautiful, Dad! ☺️
A Troll Named Boulder: O________O
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(In Sky Toronto's Office)
Biggie: Excuse Me Mr Toronto... I Was Just Christmas Shopping And-
Sky Toronto: -Biggie, What Are You Doing In My Office? You Don't Have An Appointment. 😑
Biggie: I'm Sorry... It's Just That, I Asked One Of Your Employees If They Could Help Me Find Some "Cheep Skates" And They Pointed Me To Your Office. 😐🛼
Sky Toronto: 😑...
(Authors Note: If You Don't Get The Joke. "Cheep Skates" Sounds Like "Cheapskates" As In A Greedy Person)
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🐾 At The Pop Village Vet 🐾
Milton Moss: So, What Seems To Be The Problem With Rhonda? 📋
JD: She's Been Throwing Up A lot Lately. :(
Rhonda: *Stomach Growls* 😖
Milton Moss: Have You Been Overfeeding Her?
JD: What? Of Course Not! I Always Give Her A Balanced Amount Of Food. 🙄
Milton Moss: Ok, Have You Been Feeding Her A lot Of TROLL Food Recently? 🤨
JD: Uhhhhhhhh... 😐 (Has Flashbacks Of Feeding Her Tacos, Pizza, Cupcakes, Pie, Burgers, Fries, Etc)
JD: ...Maybe A Little. 🤏😐
Milton Moss: John, Armadillo's Shouldn't Be Eating That Much Troll Food! 😥 It Gives Them A Tummy Ache! I Recommend Giving Her Some Critter Kibble, And Plenty Of Grubs, Worms. 🪱🐛😄
JD: EWWW! Who Would Want To Eat Grubs And Worms?! 🤢
Milton Moss: Armadillo's Would... That's What They Eat. 😐
JD: Oh. Ok. 😐
Rhonda: *Barfs Up And Entire Grand Piano* 🤮🎹
Milton Moss: 😧!
JD: I Suppose I Should Probably Also Stop Letting Her Chew On Random Objects Too, Huh? 😅
Dante: *Flys By* So That's Where My Piano Went... 🤢
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Wani: *Pinning A Bunch Of "Have You Seen My Boyfriend?" Posters Onto A Bulletin Board*
Gomdori: Oh No! Tresillo's Missing?! 😰
Wani: No, I Just Wanted To Make Sure Everyone's Seen Him. Isn't He Handsome? 🥰
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HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
