🌙Bedtime🌙
Poppy: Goodnight!
Viva: Goodnight!
Poppy: Sleep Tight!
Viva: Don't Let The Bedbugs Bite!
Clay: Tonight!
JD: Imma Fight!
Floyd: Till We See The Sunlight!
Spruce: Tick Tock!
Poppy: On The Clock!
Viva: But The Party Won't Stop!
Branch: EVERYONE PLEASE JUST GO TO SLEEP!!! 😫
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Queen Essence: Can You Please Go To The Store And Get A Carton Of Milk?
King Quincy: Sure!
Queen Essence: Oh! And If They have Avocados, Get Six. 🥑
(Later)
King Quincy: *Is Holding Six Cartons Of Milk* The store had Avocados, So I Got Six Cartons Of Milk Like you Said! 😄
Queen Essence:
Queen Essence: I See Where Cooper Gets It From... 🤦♀️
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Spruce Jr: *Gets Lost In A Crowd* Mommy? Daddy? 😥
(On The Other Side Of The Island... 🏝️)
Brandi: *Counting her kids* Ten... Eleven... Twelve... Wait... Only Twelve??? 😰 Oh no! Where's Spruce Jr?! 😱
Spruce: Don't Worry Honey! I Know How To Find Him! *Starts Singing Loudly* 🎶Somebody Once Told Me...🎶
Brandi: What? How Is That Supposed To- 😰
Spruce Jr: *Shouts From The Other Side Of The Island* 🎶The World Is Gonna Roll Me!🎶
Spruce: He's Over There! I See Him! 🫵😃
Brandi: That Worked??? 😧
Spruce Jr: MOMMY! DADDY! :D *Runs Over To Them*
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Barb: *Writing A Letter To Santa* 🎅🏻
Barb: Dear Santa. I Have Been Good This Year. 📝
Barb: 🤔...
Barb: Most Of The Year...📝
Barb: 🤔...
Barb: Once In A while...📝
Barb: 🤔...
Barb: You Know What? Never Mind. I'll Just Buy My Own Presents. 📝😑
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🇫🇷King Gristle After Taking French Class🇫🇷
Gristle: My Stomach Growled Super Loud In French.
Bridget: It Said "Bonjour"? 🤨
Gristle: No? 🤨
Bridget: "Le Growl?" 🤨
Gristle: No... What Are You Even Talking About? 🤨
Gristle: .....Oops! I Should've Clarified That My Stomach Didn't Actually Talk... I Just meant That It Growled During French Class. Sorry, My Mistake...
Bridget: Too Late!
Bridget: Hon hon hon Please Feed Me A Baguette! 🥖:)
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Trollzart: Here Barb, Press Your Fist Against Mine! 👊😁
Barb: What? 😐
Trollzart: I Have Been Told That Pressing My Fist Against Another Troll's Fist Is A Fun Way To Celebrate Success. 👊😄
Barb:
Barb: ...Dude...... Are You Talking About A "Fist Bump?" 🫤
Trollzart: Ah Yes! That's What It's Called! Now I Remember... "The Bumping Of The Fist!" 👊😌
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Dickory: *Sweating* Lonesome Flats Is So Hot! I'm Parched! 🥵 Delta, Can I Please Have Some Boneless Ice?
Delta Dawn: .....You Want WHAT? 😐
Dickory: You Know, Flavorless Soup.
Delta Dawn: .....You Want WHAT? 🤨
Hickory: Water. He Means Water.
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Guy Diamond: Come On. I Wasn't THAT Drunk At The Party Last Night!
DJ Suki: You Tried To Color On My face with A Neon Highlighter Because You Said That I Was Important...
Guy Diamond: But You ARE Important! 🥺
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Rosie: Remember Cousin, You Are One In A Million. 🫶
Sunny: Aww Thanks Rosie!...
Sunny: ...Hey, That Means There's A Million Of Other "Me's" In The World! 😃
Rosie: *Gasp* Oh My Gosh, You're Right! 😲 You Can Find The Other "You's" And Throw A Big Slumber Party With All Of Them! 🥳
Keith: You Can Create An Entire Army Of "Sunnys" And Rule The World! :D
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Val: Ok... Maybe Playing "Who's Family Is The Most Dysfunctional" Was A Bad Idea.
Holly: Yeah, Branch Has Been Crying In The Bathroom For About An Hour Now. And We Still Can't Get Him Out. 😓
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