Pushy Poppy: The Number Of Stars In The Sky Is How Much I Like You! 😊🌌
Chaz: But It's Daytime. There Is No Stars. 😐
Pushy Poppy: Exactly! 😊
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(The Puppet/Troll Kids Having A Completely Normal Sibling Conversation)
Spruce Jr: If I LEGALLY Bought The Mona Lisa Painting... Is there A Law That Would Prevent Me From Eating It? 🖼️
Brianna: No... But You'd Get Poisoned From The Paint.
Spruce Jr: But It Looks So Tasty. :'(
Brent: There's Nothing Wrong With Having A Nice Taste Of What You Paid For!
Brandon: I'LL GO GET DAD'S CREDIT CARD! :D
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Sky Toronto: *Reading John Dory's Resume* So, It Says Here That Your Creative... 📂
JD: Yes. That's Correct. 😌
Sky Toronto: What Kind Of Things Do You Create Exactly?
JD: Problems. 😌
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In The School Caterbus... 🐛
Caterbus Driver: So, How Was School Today Children? 😁
Kieth: We Almost Got Surprised Adopted!
Caterbus Driver: Huh? 🤨
Pricilla: We Almost Got Kidnapped.
Caterbus Driver: Oh, Ok...
Caterbus Driver:
Caterbus Driver: *Slams On Breaks* WAIT- WHAT?! 😨
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Grey Branch: *Sigh* Fine, You Can Hug Me For Four To Five Seconds... 😒
Poppy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?! :D
Grey Branch: NO! I Said Four To Five Seconds! 😰
Poppy: *Hugging Branch* Too Late! 🤗
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Spruce: *To The Vacay Island Puppets* Hi Guys! Sorry I'm Late. I Was Busy Doing... Stuff. 😅
Brandi: So Apparently I'm "Stuff" 😑
Spruce: 😳
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Poppy: Are you Going To Go Get Some Ice Cream Viva? 🍨
Viva: Yeah, But Only A Spoonful. :)
Viva: *Pulls Out A GIGANTIC Bergen-Sized Spoon* 🥄
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[When DJ Finally Got To Meet The Rock Trolls...]
DJ Suki: What Was The Worst Thing You Guys Have Done?
Riff: I Pranked My Collage Teacher...
Demo: I Took A Free Sample Twice...
Val: I Kicked Chaz Between The Legs...
Barb: I Burned Down Five Different Cities, Kidnapped All The Residents, And Tried To Turn All Of Them Into Rock Zombies...
Carol: I Used All Of Sid Frit's Money To Buy Cheese...
DJ Suki: Well, I Hope Sid Forgave You Caro- WAIT, WHAT DID BARB SAY?! 😱
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Synth: Queen Poppy... Someone Tried To Wrestle A Shark In Techno Lagoon Today... o_o
Poppy: Wha- Why Would They Do That? 😧
Val: *Dripping Wet* Maybe They Did That Because The Shark Was Looking At Them Wrong! 😡
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Blaze Powercord: DEMO! MY FACE IS ON FIRE! 🔥😱🔥
Demo: *Bursts In* ARE YOU OK?! 😱
Blaze Powercord: Yes, I'm Fine... I Just Said That So You Would Come Here Faster. 😄
Demo: But Your Face IS On Fire! 🫵😧
Blaze Powercord: Oh, Yes. I Have Discovered That It's Much Faster Than Shaving. 🔥😌🔥
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Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨
HumorI DO NOT SHIP BARB AND RIFF ANYMORE! APPARENTLY THEY ARE COUSINS. Because You Guys Enjoyed My Last Quotes Book, And I had A lot Of fun writing it, I Figured "Why The Hair Not?" I'll post some more Quotes and Oneshots. 😂 Same Rules As The Last One...
