Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #25

Hype: Why Where You Up Yesterday Until 3AM?

Trickee: How Did You Know I Was Up Until 3AM?

Ablaze: We Could Hear You Clapping To The FRIENDS Intro Every 25 Minutes. 😑

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JD: I Can't Find Love! I'm Going To Die Alone... 😞

Floyd: Don't Say That John. You'll Find Someone Someday.

JD: Look, Nearly Everyone Has Someone... Bitty-B Has Poppy, Clay Has Viva, And Spruce Has Brandi... Rhonda is the only one who's always there for me...

JD: ...That's It! I Need To Get More Armadillo Vans! ☝️😃💡

Floyd: Huh? Why? 🤨

JD: If I'm Gonna Be A Lonely Old Person, I Need A "Thing" Ya Know? Like How Some Old Ladies Are Called "Crazy Cat Ladies" I'm Gonna Be Called The "Crazy Armadillo Man" 😄

Floyd: John- 😐

JD: -Then The Armadillos Will Start Breeding, And Then I'll Have Even MORE Armadillos! Hundreds And Hundreds Of Armadillos! Kids Will See Me And Run Away Saying "RUN! IT'S THE CRAZY ARMADILLO MAN!" 😭

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Crimp: Where's Velvet?

Veneer: Well, It's Raining Outside. Maybe She Melted? 🌧️

Crimp: Should I Look Outside For A Pointy Hat?

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After Trolls Band Together...

Branch: I Swear To God... Me And Floyd Are The Only Brothers With Braincells... 🤦‍♂️

JD, Spruce, And Clay: ALL HAIL THE KEEPERS OF THE BRAINCELLS! 🙌 🙌 🙌

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(Clay Testing His Grandson Privileges)

Kid Clay: Check This Out Branch, If I Run And Leap At Grandma, She Will Catch Me In Her Arms!

Baby Branch: Hmmm? 😯

Kid Clay: Watch! *Runs Towards His Grandma At Full Speed* HERE I COME GRANDMA! 🏃💨

Grandma Rosiepuff: NO! I'M HOLDING THESE DISHES! 😨

Grandma Rosiepuff: *Drops The Glass Dishes And Catches Clay*

🍽️💥CRASH💥🍽️

Kid Clay: See? I Told You Grandma Would Catch Me. 😌

Baby Branch: *Giggles And Claps* 👏☺️

Grandma Rosiepuff: -_-

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Poppy: What Kind Of Coffee Do You Want Val?

Val: I'm Hard Core, So Obviously I Want It Dark And Bitter... Like My Soul. 😈

Poppy: *Talking To The Barista Behind The Counter* She Needs One Dark-Roast Coffee...

Val: *Whispers Into Poppy's Ear*

Poppy: With EXTRA Cream And Sugar! ^^

Val: Shhhhhh! 🤫 Don't Say That Last Part out loud! I don't want the other Rock Trolls To Know! 😰

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🐛Tresillo And Wani Are Going For A Caterbus Ride🐛

Tresillo: *Notices A Banana On A Car Seat* 💺🍌

Tresillo: What The-

Wani: *Putting A Seatbelt On The Banana* You Need To Buckle Up! It's The Law!

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Viva: Witch Country Has The Most Birds?

Sunny: Portu-Geese!

Viva: That's A Language Sweetie, Not A Place.

Sunny: Portu-Gull?

Viva: Good Recovery! 😄👍

Clay: I Think You Mean Good Re-Dovery. 😉

Sunny: Wait! Turkey! 😥 How Did I Forget Turkey?! 🦃🇹🇷

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Trollex: *Holding A Rock* Bliss Marina Gave This To Me And Said "I Feel Like You Deserve The Moon, But All I Can Give You Is This Rock" 🪨🤨

Synth: *Sniffles* Ok... That Is Absolutely BEAUTIFUL Bro! 🥹 If You Don't Marry Her After That Nice Gesture... I Will! 😭

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Ablaze: It's 100% Impossible To Make An entire sentence without the Letter "A"

Boom: Despite Your Thinking... It Is Quite Possible, Yet Difficult, To Form One Without The Specific Letter. Here's One More To Further Disprove Your Theory.

Ablaze:

Ablaze: Frick You. -.-