Incorrect Trolls Quotes 2: ✨The Squeakquel✨

Chapter #12

JD: I Love You guys! Your the best things That ever happened to me! 😄

Spruce: Wait... We're The Best things That have ever Happened to You? 🤨

JD: Yeah...

Clay: Oh... We're Actually Starting To feel A Little sorry for you. 😔

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(The Trollings At School 🏫)

Pricilla: Kieth! You can't Swear On The School Grounds! 😱

Kieth: *Jumps* #$%&! :D

Pricilla: 😐

CJ Suki: 😐

Rosie: 😐

Sunny: 😐

Tiny Diamond: Well... I Guess He Wasn't Technically On The Ground When He Swore. 🤷

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Viva: How's The Prettiest Troll Here Doing?

Clay: I don't know... *Smiles Lovingly At Viva* How Are They Doing? ^^

Viva: *Blushes* I... 😳

Spruce: *Yelling From Another Room* I'm Doing Great! Thanks for asking!

Viva And Clay: 🤨🤨

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Hickory: Treat Spiders The Way YOU Want to Be Treated!

Dickory: Killed Without Hesitation. Got It! 👍

Hickory:

Dickory: What?

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Velvet: *Is Kidnapped And Tied To A Chair* 🪑

Kidnapper: *Is Recording A Video* If You Ever Want To see your beloved Sister Again... You must Pay Me One Million Dollars! >:)

Velvet: One Million Dollars? ...That's It? 😒

Kidnapper: ???

Velvet: That's All You think I'm worth? 😒

Kidnapper: Uh-

Velvet: You know what? This is Just Insulting! I'm Outta Here! 😡 *Gets Up And Just Casually Walks Away* 🚶‍♀️

Kidnapper: ...What The Heck??? 😦

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Holly: Ok, Poppy Has 146 Brozone Plushies, And She Gives-

Val: Wait, Why Does Poppy Have So Many Brozone Plushies? ✋🤨

Poppy: *Is Surrounded By Brozone Plushies* You should know by now Val. 😌

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Branch: *Showing Smidge His Computer* This Is Called The Internet. I can Answer just about any question you have! 💻

Smidge: Really?! Lemmie See! 🤩

Smidge: (Types "Dose Milton Moss Like Me Back?" Into Google)

The Computer: No Results Found...

Smidge: 😐

Smidge: *Smashes The Computer Out Of Anger* 🤜💥💻

Branch: 😦...

Smidge: Ooops... It Broke! 😅

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Kid JD: *T-Posing And Staring At The Wall For Some Reason*

Grandma Rosiepuff: John... What Are You Doing sweetie? 🫤

Kid JD: I'M ASSERTING MY DOMINANCE GRANDMA! >:(

Grandma Rosiepuff: .........At Who?!

Kid JD: At The Ghosts In The walls! Obviously. 🙄

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Rhythm: I Think Holly is Right Sis... We should really Stop Bottling Up All of our Negative emotions... It's Not healthy for us... 😔

Blues: Soooooooo... We Should Bottle Up Our Negative AND Positive Emotions So they cancel each other out? 😃

Rhythm: Yes-

Rhythm: -Wait! NO!

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Barb: *Shudders* You Know... If you think about it... Birthday's Are Really scary! 😰

Carol: How So?

Barb: A Large Group Of Trolls... Huddling Around An Object Of Fire... Chanting A Repeative Song... Until The fire is blown out... And the object is Then stabbed with A Knife... 😰

Carol: 😳

Riff: Can We PLEASE Not Talk About This When It's My Birthday?! 😭