Tucker, Gus, Lillith, and Caboose have Donut surrounded inside the blue base.
Tucker: So, they send a female assassin to try and kill us. Clever, but it won't work. We're immune to your feminine wiles. ...Unless you wanna date one of us.
Donut: Female?! I'm not a girl.
Tucker: Tease.
Donut: I just have light red armor.
Caboose: How is that pink armor anyway? Looks comfortable.
Gus: It really dose.
Donut: At first, I really hated it. But it's kinda grown on me. My old armor used to chafe my thighs somethin' awful, but the crotch in this pink one is surprisingly roomy!
Tucker: Silence, woman!
Lillith: He's not a woman!
Cut to Sarge addressing Simmons, Eda, Hunter, Amity, and Grif.
Sarge: Good Buddha's noodle, how could this have happened?
Simmons: It's okay sir. It was a strong plan. Grif's just a dumbass.
Hunter: I think Donut is the dumbass.
Grif: Hey, I'm using your cerebral cortex.
Eda: You are?
Grif: I have no idea.
Sarge: Settle down, ladies. We need a new strategem, and we need it fast.
Simmons: Donut's sure to crack under the pressure and reveal everything.
Grif: Everything like what? Where we keep his tampons?
Eda and Amity: What did you say!?
Grif: Nothing!
Sarge: You're right about that, Simmons. The boy doesn't even see the entertainment value in being tortured! Oh these kids today!
Hunter: How can torture be entertaining!?
Sarge: Your just proving my point.
Hunter: What point!?
Church enters the blue base with Tucker waiting for him.
Church: How's it goin', Tucker? We get any useful information outta the prisoner yet?
Tucker: I figured he was here to steal back Lopez, but he won't give us anything. Except a list of crock pot recipes. Would that be useful?
Church: Do we have a crock pot?
Tucker: No, Caboose made a trade with that annoying guy from Blue Command. He swapped it for a mystery box.
Church: What was in the mystery box?
Tucker: A hundred and forty jars of mayonnaise.
Church: Well that's a good trade.
Tucker: Yeah it doubles as a great sunscreen.
Church: How did you- never mind. Listen, I think I came up with a plan for how we can use Lopez and our new prisoner to get an upper hand on the Reds.
Tucker: ...
Church and Tucker: ...
Church: The plan does not involve mayonnaise.
Tucker: Dammit, I knew there would be a catch.
Camera zips around to another part of the blue base, where Caboose, Gus, and Donut are.
Caboose: That was fun. Okay, okay, your turn. Truth or dare.
Donut: Hmm, truth!
Caboose: Okay. Tell me all of the Red secret plans!
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Red Owl Vs Blue Raven
Fanfiction8 Idiots in a canyon what would happen if you add six more. Owl house x Red vs Blue.