Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Why Were We Here?

Fade in to the Reds hunting down Caboose in their jeep. Caboose is hiding behind a tree.

Simmons: Hey Caboooose.

Grif: Caboooose.

Simmons: Come out so I can shoot you ya fuckstick!

Hunter: Where did Caboose go?

Willow: Stay where you are Caboose!

Sarge: I don't see him. Caboose!

Simmons: Come out Caboose, all we wanna do is shoot you!

Caboose: Don't listen to them, it's a trick!

The Warthog's radio starts picking up the Blues

Tex:(over radio) This is Freelancer Tex broadcasting on an open channel.

Church: (over radio) This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.

Grif: Why are the Blues on the radio?

Simmons: Who knows? (radio turns on) Hey Blues, shut the fuck up! Get off our radios and quit running our batteries down!

O'Malley shoots in to Simmons' open radio frequency

O'Malley: Do it now, or I will kill every last one of you! And then everyone else here as well! Just to prove a point! Mahahahahahahaha!

Grif: Whoa Simmons, hey. Don't you think that was a little over the top?

O'Malley: Suck it you fool!

Hunter: And what's wrong with your voice?

O'Malley: Nothing! Why does something have to be wrong with my voice? Maybe something's wrong with your voice! Ever think about that, cocksucker?!

Grif: Um, you do know that's Sarge you're talking to, right?

Simmons: I mean cocksucker, sir!

O'Malley: Muahaha, hahaha.

Cut to the Blues, and Tex executing the last Wyoming.

Church: This is Private Church broadcasting on an open channel.

Tex: What are you doing?

Church: I'm making you harder to find. Tucker! Turn on your radio!

Tucker: Fuhuck that! If O'Malley gets me he'll get the sword.

V: And then the girls!

Church: Attention all Blues! Turn on your radio and start broadcasting right now!

Caboose: (over radio) Okay, I'm on the radio too now! This is fun! What do you want to talk about? Gus went to the base with Luz. Said something about getting a bottle sash.

Church: Well, he can't find you now, Tex.

Tex: Don't get involved Church. Omega wants me, he can have me.

Church: Why, so you can kidnap Tucker's kid? And enslave an entire race?

Amity: Yeah what's up with that, bitch?

Tex: We have to win the war, Church.

Church: Well, what about after? You think Omega's just gonna stop after he gets a whole species for an army? He's gonna take over everything Tex, and you're not gonna be able to stop him!

Tex: I guess we'll find out.

Doc: Hehey, uh Church? It's Doc. Yeah uh, you remember that Blue Leader guy down here? Weuh he's just keeled over. So I... I think O'Malley's on his way. Just FYI.