Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Uncommunicado

Fade in on the Blue standoff at Red Base

Church: I am not O'Malley or Boasha, I'm telling you, it's Flowers.

Tucker: Liar. Flowers is dead.

Church: Then what happened to the Reds, Tucker? Where did they go? I certainly didn't sneak over here and scare them off in my spare time, when I wasn't dealing with you and Tex, and that new yellow freak, and that stupid disgusting kid o' yours.

Lilith: I was the reds prisoner. I just escaped.

Tucker: Okay, okay. Man, I hope if Flowers is alive, that he doesn't want his armor back. Hey, what's up with the Reds?

Tex: Where are they?

Church: Who knows. Maybe it's lunch time. Maybe the Red army doesn't pay overtime and they all just went home.

Tex: All their stuff is here. I don't think they evacuated.

Lilith: Their in the caves under this place.

Tucker: Well now we know where there are. What do you think Tex?

Tex: I think we may have walked right in to a-

Wyoming: A trap?

Tex: Wyoming.

Church: Okay see? Now, if I was O'Malley, I would've known that was gonna happen.

Amity: (Sigh) Son of a bitch.

Cut to an anonymous cave

Grif: Shouldn't we rethink this plan?

Sarge: Why?

Grif: Well, now that Simmons has cut us off from Command, we're attacking the enemy base with no support.

Hunter: Thanks a lot Simmons.

Simmons: I didn't cut us off from Command.

Grif: You interrupted the radio transmission!

Hunter: Exactly. So you cut us off.

Simmons: No I didn't. Whoever Sarge was talking with was already down in that cave. I just walked up and started talking to Sarge in the middle of it.

Hunter: What the fuck do you think interrupting means?

Eda: Can it, all three of you.

Andy: Yeah, you're givin' me a headache.

Simmons: Andy, is that you?

Andy: No, I'm the other talkin' bomb. Francis. Pleased ta meet ya, ya dickhead.

Eda: Man this guy is kind of an asshole.

Hunter: Kind of?

Simmons: I thought you were busy helping the enemy.

Andy: Nah, they didn't need me any more. Apparently that revived guy learned enough alien language to get by. And then it was "what have you done for me lately?"

Hunter: I know the feel.

Grif: Hey, what was that deal they were talking about when I was all drugged out?

Donut: Grif, I'm prouda you. Admitting you have a problem is the first step.

Grif: Fuck off, Donut.

Donut: Baby steps, Grif.

Andy: That new alien is here to find the old one, and he revived the blue guy to help him. But then somethin' happened to him. I don't know what; started actin' all, funky.

Eda: The alien revived him. That's not crazy at all.

Andy: Yeah. They don't treat life and death the same way we do. Fact that little guy that everyone thinks-