Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Strong Female Figure

Fade in on the Luz Alien

Church: So this is it, Luz. This is your little monstrosity. Your little abomination of nature.

Luz: Uh, what do I do?

Church: Why're you asking me?

Luz: I don't know how to be a mom. This isn't the way I planned it.

Tucker: Same here.

Church: You planned this? Tucker, I had no idea.

Tucker: No no, I mean I always wanted to have the ideal father-son relationship. You know, where I see him for like eight hours every other weekend and send cheques to some woman I hate.

Caboose: It's emotional conversations like this that make me miss my Mom.

Luz: Well Tucker shouldn't be talking like he's a parent.

Tucker: Hey I'm like a legal guardian to her and V.Jr.

Church: Shouldn't you name this little girl thing?

Luz: I guess so, I never really thought about it.

Tucker: Well we have to call her something.

Church: How about bullet catcher?

Luz: No!

Tucker: Do you have any names that run in your family?

Luz: Just last names.

Tucker: Any names you really like?

Luz: Sure: Candy, Tiffany, Mindy, Cindy, Britney. Character names from anime. How about Super Luz?

Caboose: That sounds like a superhero!

Tucker: Tucker Two?

Luz: That sounds like a movie. How about Azura?

Azura: Honk!

Luz: You like that little sweetie?

Azura: Honk!

Tucker: All right cool then Azura it is. This parenting shit is easy. Plus it's super fun teaching them stuff. Like spelling their name with a gun. Hey, what does this guy eat anyway? V.Jr eats normal human foods.

Luz: Body fluids

Tucker: Come on Azura, let's go learn how to pick up some chicks.

Azura: HOOONK!

Luz: No your not!

Tucker: Okay fine! (Whisper) Buzz kill.

Church: Alright look, let's leave these two alone. Let 'em do a little bonding.

Luz: Hey don't leave me here with her, what'm I s'posed to say?

Caboose: Ask him if he likes baseball.

Church: It's an alien baby, Caboose.

Caboose: Ask him if he likes T-ball.

Church: Alien, Caboose. Alien was the key word in that sentence.

Azura: Seriously, don't go. I don't even know where to start. She older then I thought she be.

Church: Luz, she's part of an alien race whose only purpose seems to be to tell huge, grandiose lies to people, so that they can give them a drink, that impregnate them. So, why don't you start with that? You know, common ground.

Luz: Yeah I think I'll just stick to baseball. Or maybe read her the best book ever!

Caboose: Tell her about how her mom got to third base with you.