Fade into Grif still yelling like a walrus.
Grif: Nooooooooooo- Whoa!
He starts running back and forth to avoid sniper shots.
Grif: No! No no no!!
Sarge: That was close!
Simmons: Thank you, sir!
Hunter: I can beat that.
Shoots and gets closer to hitting Grif.
Grif: Nooo!
Sarge: Donut, you're going outta turn.
Donut: I thought I went after Hunter .
Sarge: No, we go in line. It goes you then me, then Simmons, then back down to me then you, then me then Hunter, then Simmons then me then me then Hunter, me, me Simmons you Hunter me Hunter me Simmons you. Me. Then me again. It makes perfect sense!
Hunter: I have no idea what you were trying to say.
Simmons: But doesn't that mean you go twice as much? Or, ten times as much?
Sarge fires.
Grif: Ow!
Sarge: This is the best game since Grifball!
Hunter: I think Grif punch is better.
Grif: I'm not comin' down!
Sarge: Hey Grif! Move back and forth like one of those ducks at the carnival!
Sarge fires again, but misses as Grif ducks.
Sarge: No, don't duck, that makes you harder to hit. Act like a duck!
Hunter: Wait a minute, that was my turn!
Sarge: This is the Lightning Round.
Simmons: Who's in the Lightning Round--
Sarge: Me.
Grif: Alright, fuck this, I'm comin' down!
Hunter fires again
Grif: OW! I said I'm comin' down!
Sarge: Hyaha, buzzer beater! Take that you stupid duck. Good shot Hunter.
Hunter: Oh fuck yeah!
Cut to Caboose, Tucker, Tex, Luz, Amity and Ghost-Church standing outside the complex
V: (outside of view) OW! W-watsh if!
Gus: (outside of view) Sorry!
Tucker: We haven't seen that alien thing come out, so he's probably still hiding in there.
Caboose: Or, eating Church!
Amity: Or tearing apart this body.
Tex: Alright then. Let's roll.
Church: Okay... Here we go...
Luz: Y-yeah let's go.
Brief silence.
Tucker: ...Uh, we're not moving.
Church: Yeah, yeah, okay. (clears throat) Here we go.
Tucker: ...We're still not moving.
Caboose: Does talking count as moving?
Luz: Maybe.
Amity: Ok I know we're all scary because that alien kick V ass.
V: (outside of view.) T-hat fu-ck get the jump on m-me!
Amity: So let's just go and do this thing.
Tex: (stepping forward) She right. So, screw it. You guys get behind me, and stay tight.
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Red Owl Vs Blue Raven
Fanfiction8 Idiots in a canyon what would happen if you add six more. Owl house x Red vs Blue.
