Robot Army (eventually) walks past
Robot Army: Charge.
O'Malley: Hu hu hoh, for God's sake. Will you hurry up! Lopez, I'm disappointed in your work. These minions are much too slow.
Lopez: Yo creo que se están moviendo muy bien. [I think they are moving along nicely.]
O'Malley: You fool! You don't even have legs, and you still got up here faster than them!
Lopez: Tú eres el cerebro en esta operación. Yo no más soy el musculo. [Hey, you're the brains in this operation. I'm just the brawn.]
Doc: They may be slow, but their posture is excellent!
Willow: I know! Is makes me want to improve my posture!
Boasha: Shut up Willow!
O'Malley: Huhhg...
Doc: A plus for effort, Lopez!
Cut to Sarge
Sarge: I think they're distracted. Let's use this chance to slip away.
Simmons: Great idea, sir. I have a lock on the distress signal. We can head right for it.
Sarge: Good thinking, Simmons. Everybody in the jeep.
Eda: What about Lilith?
Sarge: We're taking her. She is a prisoner. Now throw her in the back.
Hunter: Ok
He then picked up the tried up Lilith and throw her to the back of the warthog.
Simmons: Shotgun!
Grif and Eda: Shotgun! Fuck.
Donut: Shotgun's lap!
Simmons: Fuck!
Hunter: Dibs on Machine gun! (Runs and gets on.)
Sarge: There's just no room for seven people. Two of us will have to jog alongside. Grif?
Grif: Jog? What's that?
Simmons: It's like running slowly. Dear God, you don't know what jogging means?
Grif: Yeah, you lost me at running. Sorry, it's not in my contract.
Eda: It is in your contract. If you actually had one.
Grif: Then make one and not put running on it.
Donut: Oh, don't worry, I'll do it. Just give me one second while I put my jogging shorts on.
Eda: Same I been meaning to go for a run.
Grif: Wait. I wanna reconsider.
Donut: Who wants to hold my ankles while I stretch out my hammies?
Hunter: No. No one will help you with that.
Sarge: Noone's fallin' for that twice, Donut.
Cut to Tex peering out a window at the Robot Army
Tex: Alright, I think I can take 'em. I just need a better weapon.
Tucker: Want me to help you find one?
Amity: I could ask Luz for her flamethrower.
Tex: Mm, why don't you guys just give me your swords?
Amity: What!? Hell no! This is the best weapon a women can ask for!
Tucker: No way, I can see right through your little ploy. You just want me to give you the sword.
Tex: That's what I just said.
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Red Owl Vs Blue Raven
Fanfiction8 Idiots in a canyon what would happen if you add six more. Owl house x Red vs Blue.
