Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Setting a High Bar

Fade in to some burnt-looking plains

Andy: Hey, he's been explaining to me everything we should encounter. The legend's pretty old, but the details are pretty clear.

Tucker: Listen dude, I don't care what you say, I'm not killing any monsters.

Andy: Hey, don't interrupt! It's hard enough to translate without yo-

Tucker: Oh, well, if this little quest depends on me killing stuff, we might as well just stop here.

Andy: Eh, don't be a chicken.

Tucker: I'm not chicken. I'm just... okay, I'm chicken.

Amity: I can kill things we see daring this quest.

Tucker: Yeah you can do that well I stay and watch. For safety reasons.

Amity: Ge thanks

Crunchbite: Blarh? B-blar blarg.

Andy: Blargy blarg, blarg, blarg honk.

Crunchbite: Wharg hnnk!

Tucker: What's he saying?

Andy: He wanted to know what a chicken is. I told him it's this nasty little bird that humans eat. And you also eat the white things that shoot out of its butt.

Luz: You know you could have cleaned that up a little bit.

Andy: I did! They don't come out of its butt, you know!

Crunchbite: Hargh!

Andy: Heh yeah, they're pretty disgusting.

Tucker: Chickens aren't that bad.

Luz: If anything emu are worse then chicken.

Andy: He was talkin' about you guys. He's not a big fan. I'm not either.

Crunchbite: Hrnk.

Andy: Earth sucks.

Amity: And you call us the racists ones.

Andy: Hey I'm just saying the facts.

Tucker: Hsh, Earth does not suck, Earth rules. We invented the telephone.

Crunchbite: Arg l largh.

Andy: He says they invented the telephone too. And they did it a thousand years before you did.

Tucker: Oh, well what'd they have to say on it, "blarg blarg honk honk?" Who the fuck wants to hear that?

Luz: You their language is just blargs and honks.

Tucker: Your not helping my case.

Crunchbite: Blarg honk.

Andy: Okay. These are the Great Burning Plains we talked about.

Caboose: They don't look burning... they look burnt.

Luz: We'll the legend is pretty old so maybe it was on fire at one point.

Amity: Man this part of the quest is really disappointing.

Tucker: At least it's starting out easy.

Caboose: Hey, I recognize this place.

Andy: Get ready. He's gonna distract the monster, and you two use your heroic powers to swoop in-

Tucker and Amity: Heroic powers?

Andy: Yeah. You're the big hero from that prophecy, ain't cha?

Amity: Was that in the drink give me powers?!