You Keep Using That Word

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Fade in to Church admiring the Motorcycle, the Warthog, and Sheila. With Gus walking up to the group.

Gus: Hey guys what did I miss?

Church: Nothing really just kick the reds ass and took their motorcycle. Why aren't you fixing up V?

Gus: We'll her battery was damaged so I had to fix it and it's charging now. She has her limbs back. But there is one problem.

Church: What's that?

Gus: Her weapons systems are all must up. So she could activated the wrong weapon or miss fire or other not great outcomes.

Church: That's just great one of the only good fighter on are team is going to be out for a bit. But look at this Gus, this, is a thing, of beauty, what I have here. I am amazed.

Sheila: Whatever.

Church: We have got every single vehicle in this canyon. We are unstoppable. This is- we have are own fleet. We have are own fleet of cars.

Gus: Oh man that's so cool. I want the warthog.

Sheila: Three vehicles and only two guys to drive them. Big deal.

Church: No the important thing is that they don't have any vehicles to... hey is there a problem here?

Sheila: Problem? Why would there be a problem?

Church: Ah-sh-e-a, I don't know. You just seem uh... you know... agitated.

Sheila: You think I'm agitated.

Church: Well uh- I- I didn't mean, well I- I didn't mean-

Sheila: No, it was your word. Agitated. You said "You sure seem agitated, Sheila." So I guess that means I'm agitated. Don't I seem agitated, Church?

Church: I'm just, I'm just saying you seem a little, upset.

Gus: Church your making this worse.

Sheila: Oh- so now I'm upset. Which is it Church, am I agitated or am I upset?

Church: I don't, I mean I don't really- I could, I could go get a dictionary.

Sheila: Why would I be upset?

Church: Uh, I don't-

Sheila: Well, would you be upset if I got a bunch more blue guys to come hang around and help me?

Church: Well actually there, are, five other guys on the squad.

Sheila: Exactly. This isn't a parking lot Church, it's a team, a family. Are we just supposed to forget everything we've been through?

Gus: Right, including the time that you killed Church.

Sheila: How about, if I suddenly decided, I wasn't the Blue team's tank? What if today, I'm feeling just a little bit red.

Church: They're just cars, Sheila.

Sheila: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that.

Gus: Yeah man she a part of this team.

Sheila: Thank you Gus.

Church: Hey is there like a... jealousy, setting, somewhere on you that I can you know... turn off?

Sheila: Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Gus: I think she going to kill you again.

Church: I'm just going stay in the base for now.

Cut to The Alien holding the Andy during the battle

Andy: Tucker, use the key and open the gate!

Tucker: Key, what key? I don't have a key!

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