Not a Cullen

Monday the sundae

"Make me ice cream." I ordered from my comfortable position on the couch. He scowled at me, looking up from where he was working at his chair. He had paperwork and everything!

"I make the orders here. Not you." He snapped. I just frowned and slowly got up from my place.

"You are a real jerk, you know that?" I said frowning. He just snorted then went back on working on his diabolical plan. Mwa ha ha ha. Well I'm just guessing. He's working pretty hard on whatever it is. Anyways I am now on day 4 of living with the 'baddie'. You know he is no fun! That should be against the law. If you are not fun you get twenty to life. Yeah, that's sounds about right. But it wouldn't really matter for a vampire. Hmm. I started to make my bowl as I started to plan my vampire prison. I finished making my amazing sundae and walked back to the couch. He smirked at my obvious delight for it.

I took a big bite and silently moaned. It was heaven. Or at least to me it was.

"Should I leave so you two can have some alone time?" Klaus asked humorously. I glared at him.

"Don't be jealous. It's not Monday's fault that she's amazing and you're you." He raised his eyebrows qurstionably. He doesn't even know that he isn't cool. That's sad.

"And what is that supposed to mean, sweetheart?" I smirked.

"You know." I sang before getting up.

"So whatcha doin' wolfie?" I asked, looking over his shoulder. He stood up quickly, blocking my view and made me take a few steps back so I didn't bump into him.

"Nothing of your concern." I frowned.

"Aww. Didn't I already prove my loyalty? I didn't even try to escape! Even after you made me listen to.classical music and put up with your annoying hybrids things."

"Well I don't trust you." I winced mockingly.

"You're gonna make me cry." I whined, scrunching up my face. He smirked at me before grabbing Monday and running. I gasped.

"Nooo! Come back, damn you!" I cried. Not Monday! Anyone but her! He ran to the kitchen and then when I finally got there he began eating her. I gaped in shock.

"You monster." I gasped. He smirked and gave me the bowl. But there was none left. Just a few drops of chocolate syrup.

"Why?!?!" I yelled, dropping to my knees. He laughed and walked out. I jumped on his back.

"What are you doing?" He asked, dumbfounded I'm guessing. I don't think anyone used him as a mode of traveling before. I wonder if someone did try, would their heart still be in their chest?

"I'm getting a piggy back ride." I said in a duh voice.

"You are really strange." He told me but didn't do anything to throw me off.

"Yes, I knew that already so giddy up!" I yelled kicking him with my heels. He sighed and walked back to the living room.

"Are you sure you are sane?" He asked after throwing me on the couch. I pouted but answered.

"Yes. One of my friends even took me to a hospital for testing as a joke. The tests came back normal, much to mine, as well as everyone else's surprise." He raised his eyebrows.

"It's true. I even had the certificates hung up in my room for a while!" He shook his head.

"Why does that not surprise me?" He muttered.

"Maybe because you actually know me."

"Do I really?" He asked, tilting his head to the side. I gave a nervous chuckle and shifted uncomfortably.

"Great way to make it awkward buddy." I muttered. He shrugged.

"So what are you doing?" I asked seeing him work on whatever that is again.

"Not any of your business sweetheart. So go bother someone else." I huffed indignantly.

"Who could be bothered by me?!"

"Anyone with sane."

"Ouch. But anyways those people are very hard to find these days."

"I'm sure you'll figure something out."

"And if I don't?"

"Then I'll continue banging my head on the wall to drown your annoying ramblings out.."

"You never did that." I said confused.

"Well I'm gonna start to."

"You're rude."

"What else is new?"

"I don't know. Want to watch Full House?"

"I'm good."

"You sure? Because there is enough room for Jessie's awesome hair fan club and.."

"I'm quite sure. Anyways it is Elijah who has awesome hair."

"Who?"

"No one of importance." He dismissed. I tried to make more conversation but he zoned out. Giving up I sighed and turned on the television.

"All I have to say I ' How rude!'"

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Hi peoplz. Today we got our progress reports and my mom is taking away my laptop. FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME!!! I know it's partly my fault blah blah blah but Mr. Nelson's class is really hard. I have one A two F's and three C's. Yay me! Not. *sigh* I hate school. Especially since I have algebra first thing! And that's why I think I'm failing. Both Mr. Nelson's and Algebra is first thing and I'm still asleep.

Klaus: Oh please we all know it's because you don't pay attention and just doodle which by the way is no where near as good as mine

Me: But at least I like it. Gives me something to do.

Tara: As much as I loathe school but maybe you should pay attention.

Me: And just when am I gonna use it in later life?

Klaus: Hey we have viewers here *points everywhere*

Me: Oh umm I mean stay in school!

Tara: Oh that was soooooo convincing *rolls her eyes*

Me: Shut up!!!

Klaus: VOTE FAN COMMENT ADD AND SHARE

All of us: BYE!!!