Not a Cullen

It's on like Donkey Kong <(' )

(It has come to my attention that some people might be pronoucing Tara's name a different way then I intended. I thought there was only one pronoucia-thingies of the name but my mom brought it up while watching Sons of Anarchy. Anyways I pronouce it Tar-rah. Mom says it's Tear-rah. So yeah. Awkward. Well thanks for reading this pointless note. Let's see what TAR-RAH and Kol are up to this fine morning/day/night)

"I'm a Barbie girl
In a Barbie world
Life in plastic
It's fantastic!" I shot straight up and looked at my alarm clock in horror. I slammed my hand on the snooze button.

"C'mon Barbie let's go party." My eyes widened and I pressed it again. And again. And again.

"You can touch. You can play. Do whatever you need-" I screamed and tossed it at the wall making it splinter into pieces. I hate that song! It's weird and inappropiate once you think about the lyrics. I was muttering to myself as I got up and pulled my purple fuzzy blanket over me.

"Kol! I'm going to kill you!" I screamed. His laughter echoed off the walls. I scowled and walked down the hall, hesitating when I walked by a guest room. I bit my lip and slowly raised my fist up.

"Just come in already." A tired yet musical voice said before I knocked. I grinned slightly before opening the door and blurring to her bed.

"Morning." I chirped. She stared at me, her eyes a dark, dark gold.

"Has anyone gave you any blood? If not, I can ask Stefan to bring some. He is trying to go back on the bunny diet. Though I think he is just delaying the inevitable. I mean he was the ripper. But that is just my thoughts. At least here, they accept what they are. Though Kol is quite annoying. I think one of us might die by the day is over with, if I have anything to do with it." I rambled. She stayed quiet and just stared blankly at me. I sighed.

"What can I do so you will be happy?"

"Let my family go." I made an aggravated noise and clenched the blanket tightly, causing wrinkles in the material.

"I can't do that! You don't know what they did to me while all of you worshipped the ground Renesmee walked on." I whined then sighed.

"But I can let Emmett out." Her eyes lite up but she had her poker face out.

"What will I owe you?" She asked suspiciously.

"Nothing. I swear." I held up my hand and stuck out my pinkie. She stared at it. I rolled my eyes.

"Well you will have to keep him under control, that's it. But we might want to hold back a little because this might be a disaster zone today. And if you could make sure he won't kill us while we sleep would be great. If he tries to hurt any of my family, I'm sorry but he will get put back and I won't do anything if they decide they want payback. " She sighed and laid on her pillows.

"I'll get Stefan to get some animal blood and Emmett will be out late tonight but no one else." I said sternly then hopped up. "Nice talking to ya Rose." I chirped then walked out, glaring at her bodyguards. I stuck out my tongue at them before racing down the steps.

"Enjoy your wake up call?" Kol called from the kitchen. I scowled and went in before I began to scream in horror.

"What?"

"Put on a shirt!" I shrieked before swooning into Rebekah's arms as she conviently walked in. She wrinkled her nose.

"What she said." She said disgusted before tossing me into a chair.

"What on Earth is going on!" Klaus demanded. I turned to him pleadingly.

"Please tell me you have something I can use to gourge out my eyes. Preferably a spork because Kol just scarred me for enternal life." I whimpered. He looked to his younger brother who was glaring at me and let out a chuckle.