True Stories

Fangirl Explosions

*deep sigh* Today and last night, was Odalys's breaking point of madness.
Last night, Odalys was texting me like normal. Suddenly, she sensed me a picture of Natsu from Fairy Tail. He had a big smile plastered on his face.(she is a big fangirl and I call her epic fangirl moments "explosions")
Me bold. Odalys italic
Explosion #1 (two nights ago)
Natsu!!!! OMFG!!! MY HEART JUST FRICKEN SKIPPED A BEAT!!!!!!!!!! NATSU'S SMILE IS BAE. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. OMFG. OMFM.
Lawl
NO.
LOVEHIM
LOVEHIM
LOVE
HIM.
NATSU
IS
MY
BEA
KAYLA. MY FRICKEN HEART SKIPPED A FRICKEN BEAT!
HE'S SPECIAL
HE'S MY SENPAI
MY SENPAI
CALM THE FUCK DOWN ODALYS
Notice me Natsu
I AM CALM
You're not
NATSU DRAGNEEL MADE MY HEART SKIP A BEAT
OMFG
I LOVE HIM
*i still ship nalu
YOU'RE NOT RESPONDING TO MY TEXTS KAYLA
ARE YOU GOING AGAINST MY SHIP?!
GO BETTER NOT KAYLA
Wtf Odalys
NO ONE GOES AGAINST MY SHIP ALIVE
NO
ONE.
*sends GIF of Dark Pit kicking Pit in the stomach* (He's so MLG)
I'm about two seconds from doing this to you
NALU
NATSU DRAGNEEL MADE MY HEART SKIP
FRICKEN SKIP
MY FRICKEN HEART DOESN'T DO THAT
IT DOESN'T
YOU'RE NOT REPLYING
Haha
Sorry my fanwolf escaped
BUT STILL
NATSU
IS
PERFECT
P
E
R
F
E
C
T
OMFG
*sends a funny picture* Lol jk
HIS SMILE
Sorry
Haha
My dad called me crazy
He saw me jumping and running around in circles
Meany XD
But
NATSU
IS
MY
BEA
AND
LUCY'S
....
MY DAD SAID THAT NATSUDREGNEEL ISN'T FRICKEN REAL
THAT HURT
STRAIGHT IN MY HEART
I forgot my frickenchicken la notebook
KAYLA
OHHH
TELL NATSU
HE'LL PRETEND TO BURN IT
I think you need some sleep, Odalys
DON'T GO AGAINST MY SHIPS
I WILL
HELP
YOU
WITH
LA
WHAT
DO YOU
NEED
K
A
Y
L
A
Don't leave me
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeee
What*sends a picture of Lebron Jamesis*
Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaassssssssseeeeee
I can't sleep
Oh
That's pretty *complementing the picture*
I.Like.His.Face
Hi, I'm Lebron Jamesis. You're Odalys right *sends another picture of Lebron Jamesis*
BUT NATSU'S FACE IS BETTER
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You're mean.
I'm telling Kayla and Cracker
TOO BAD
HAHAHAHAHAHA
ODALYS DOESN'T CARE (that's mean☹️)
NEITHER DO I
Cracker: what's going on in here
Lebron Jamsis: that girl on Kayla's phone is mean
Kayla: oh you mean Odalys. Don't mind her. She's just being a crackhead(jk)
Odalys's not the the letter B! She's a letter O. And I'm the letter A.
The numbers turned upside down
What
Eing?
Cracker: Odalys... Are you alright

Yesterday morning- Explosion #2
Haha
Lawl
What does lawl mean
Lawl means lol
Ohhhh
Nerp
You do know that l.o.l is an abbreviation for 'laugh out loud' right?
Yea
K
*space*
*emoji* 😁
OMFG
I SET NATSU AS MY BACKGROUND AND OMFG
KAYLA
Here go again
DON'T LEAVE MMEEEE
KAAAAAAYYLLLLLLLAAAAAAA
Yep she exploded
OMFG!
GUESS
WHAT!
Lebron Jamesis: STOP TAKING CRACK ODALYS
GUESS.
but I'm not Odalys
I'M THE LETTER A
AAAAA
What
Cracker: and I'm cracker
WHEN I FRIST HEARD YOUT NAME I THOUGHT IT WAS CHURRO.
HAHAHAHAHA
Bruh
LIKE IN ALOE
?
Bye
HAHAHAHAHA
BYE!!!!!
Explosion #3-11
Yesterday during lunch
The next 9 explosion I was having trouble hearing because Odalys... Was talking so fucking fast, sounded like she was speaking Spanish. Oh my goobleh.
The only two words out of all her explosions where
Ship...(makes sense)
And Polygon...FUNKING POLYGON. Where did that come from.

Maybe the reason she is LOSING HER MIND is her lack of sleep. She tell me she doesn't sleep because she's "too busy watching anime"
Seriously Odalys, get some sleep. Something bad is going to happen if you don't.

CHEESE DOODLES!!!!