True Stories

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1. Mah Life

Mom: *does my hair, takes about an hour*

Me: *goes to school/dance* *comes back with my hair like a jungle*

Mom: How. HOW! What happened?

Me: Lyfe happened

2. Poor Dark Pit

Dark Pit: *In smash fighting, but has high percentage*

Crowd: GO PITTOO WHOOOOO
SANS

Dark Pit: ... Wut...

Crowd: PITTOO PITTOO PITTOO

Dark Pit:... *internally screaming*

*After the match*

Dark Pit: *runs to Pit*

Pit: Hallo Pittoo

Dark Pit: WHY DID YOU TELL THE CROWD THAT HORRIBLE NICKNAME

Pit: What? I didn't do that!

Dark Pit: You didn't?

Pit: I never even met the crowd.

Palutena: It was me *insert troll face*

Dark Pit: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAA--

That's about it... Yeah😞

Should I start a Art Book