True Stories

MUURIOKURT EET

So I was playing some MARIOKART 8

I asked my mom to join me in game

She said

"LATER"

But my brother didn't.

I was like

NOOOOOOOOOOWJWISBDJWNS

Anyway

He comes down to play

I played how I usually played and selected my courses, but he was like:

DO A WHOLE CUP, LOSER

And me:

Fffffffffffiiiiiine

Do I chose the Star Cup 150cc

I chose Dasiy
Jet Bike
Slim Tires
*glider*

Bro chose Larry
Jet Bike
Cushion Tires
Bowser Glider

I was fine

My brother wasn't

I realized that the A.I was hard in the Star Cup

He got REKT

I just just fine

Got first in all races

I got

1st
1st
1st
AND
1st

Bro got

6th
3rd
10th
10th

Between races he kept poking me saying
"I'll get you"
Or
"You're going down"

But that didn't work, did it

I didn't insult him or anything

I tried to stay enthusiastic because I didn't care if I won or not.

But Bro was UPSET

He said that Larry is the reason why he lost so badly

He was smirking so everyone knew I beat him

Now he wants a rematch

I don't know when, but meh.

This Cup Race was funny