This just happened, but I was talking to Jordan about the weekends when I think that it is Monday. THAT CONVERSATION ENDED AND the we go into silence...
Jordan: POOPY
Me: *dies of laugher*
Jordan: wat. My computer is not working and I need to do homework
Me: *calms down*
Jordan: POOPYMOOGLES
Me: *dies again*
Jordan: I'm going next door and asking what is the wifi password
Me: goodness
Jordan:*gives up on her homework* I'm done--I'M DONE! I can't.. *tugs on the charger cord for computer* c'mon *cord doesn't come out of the outlet* come on--😞
Me: *dies for the third time*
Alexa: *walks in and sees me laughing and Jordan like 😞*
Jordan: can you pull that you for me? *points at the cord*
Alexa: *pulls out the cord*
Jordan: 😞
I'm gonna die alone.... I'm gonna fail. I will never graduate college. I will live in a dumpster with a bunch of rats...Me: you can eat the rats to survive
Jordan: THEY ARE MY NEW FAMILY
Me: your old family disowned you
Jordan: yea... So I'm gonna die alone
With my chocolate milk
Me: *dies of laugher*
Alexa: *dies with me*
Jordan: *goes off somewhere*
Alexa: so what happened
Me: we were in silence and then Jordan was like...POOPY
Alexa and Me: *dies of laugher*
Me: then she said that she was going to die alone with her chocolate milk
Shinia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHOCOLATE????!!!
Alexa and Me: *continues to die*
Shina: WHAT IS WITH THE HOT CHOCOLATE
Remember when I was dancing in 2 in the morning with my dance mates.
Yea...
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