JEEBUS CHRISTIFER

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This just happened, but I was talking to Jordan about the weekends when I think that it is Monday. THAT CONVERSATION ENDED AND the we go into silence...









































Jordan: POOPY

Me: *dies of laugher*

Jordan: wat. My computer is not working and I need to do homework

Me: *calms down*




















Jordan: POOPYMOOGLES

Me: *dies again*

Jordan: I'm going next door and asking what is the wifi password

Me: goodness

Jordan:*gives up on her homework* I'm done--I'M DONE! I can't.. *tugs on the charger cord for computer* c'mon *cord doesn't come out of the outlet* come on--😞

Me: *dies for the third time*

Alexa: *walks in and sees me laughing and Jordan like 😞*

Jordan: can you pull that you for me? *points at the cord*

Alexa: *pulls out the cord*

Jordan: 😞
I'm gonna die alone.... I'm gonna fail. I will never graduate college. I will live in a dumpster with a bunch of rats...

Me: you can eat the rats to survive

Jordan: THEY ARE MY NEW FAMILY

Me: your old family disowned you

Jordan: yea... So I'm gonna die alone








With my chocolate milk

Me: *dies of laugher*

Alexa: *dies with me*

Jordan: *goes off somewhere*

Alexa: so what happened

Me: we were in silence and then Jordan was like...POOPY

Alexa and Me: *dies of laugher*

Me: then she said that she was going to die alone with her chocolate milk

Shinia: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH CHOCOLATE????!!!

Alexa and Me: *continues to die*

Shina: WHAT IS WITH THE HOT CHOCOLATE











Remember when I was dancing in 2 in the morning with my dance mates.

Yea...

Yea

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