True Stories

A RANDOM SQUIDKID MADE THIS FOR SPLATOON

Person Who Hates Me: Well whoever drew this is better than you in everything, Kay!

Me: I know. Just shut up.

???: I can make him shut up for you!🙂

Me: Who's here now😑

???: It's me! Sal! We just met about yesterday.

Me:...😐

Person Who Hates Me: ...😐

Darpy:... Who dis dude

Wumbo: *screams* FLYING RED EYED SHARK HUMANOID THINGY

Sal: Calm down, friend!

Wumbo: *becomes the Pyro from Team Fortress series* KILL IT WITH FIRE

Me: NU No brutal violence is allowed here. Only in Obscure & Voluptuous😏

Sal: That's the spirit! Now how about a hug?🙂

Me: Sure😄 *hugs and begins eating fried fish*

Sal: What are you eating?😐

Me: 🙂

Your species

Sal: 😱WHAT JDISISIDBEJD *cris trying to save da feesh*

Wumbo: Don't sharks eat humans?

Darpy: I don't know. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll?

Person Who Hates Me: Hey Sal! I think Kayla's eating your uncle

Sal: NO NOT UNCLE FOOGIEY