KIU MEME TIME

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by nightlightfirefly315

by nightlightfirefly315

Comeback Pit

Pit: I broke up with my ex-girl. Here's her number! *offers Dark Pit a piece of paper*

Dark Pit: *rejects the number* Pit, I know that's the wrong number. You didn't even have a girlfriend in the first place.

Pit: At least I can get girls.

Dark Pit: Only if you really, REALLY try too. Keep it up and your flirting will become desperation.

Pit: ...A-At least I have rock hard muscles!

Dark Pit: You lost that a while ago. Must be all the floor ice cream.

Pit: FLOOR ICE CREAM GIVES YOU HEALTH!

Palutena: Actually, Pittoo is right. I gave you extra ice cream this month. I know you gained weight. We're going on a diet.

Dark Pit: *gives the "I know I'm right" face*

Pit: *becomes SpongeBob's evil doodle*

Savagely Spontaneous

Palutena: What are you doing their, Pit?

Pit: Just looking at the hot guy in the mirror *staring at himself in the mirror*

Dark Pit: *also staring at himself in the mirror* And who might you be?

Pit: Then the guy in front of me is the sexy one! *still complimenting himself*

Dark Pit: C'mon, Pit. You're here too!

I'm out of ideas😂