True Stories

Apple Buice

Todee I was with my friends, Katlin, Janice, Zoara, and Rachel. Stuff went down.

Janice: *Finishes her linch* Does anyone want my apple buice. Beca--

...

Everyone else: *Dies laughing*

Janice: -_- *Throws out her lunch*

Me: Apple buice?! *Laughs*

Janice: *Internally screaming*

~Later in life~ (A few minutes later)

Rachel: *Texting someone*

Me: Who are you texting?

Rachel: A friend.

Me: Oh! Can you tell her that I said
"Hi.", "How are you doing?", and "I like cheesecake!" ?

...

Katlin: *Randomly starts laughing*

Me: *Starts laughing*

Janice: •_•

Katlin: *Laughing harder*

Janice: *Almost starts to cry*

Zoara: Why are you crying?

Janice: I don't know what they're laughing about!!!

Me: *Laughs harder*

Janice: *Dies inside*

Katlin: *Hugs Janice*

Me: I'll give you a finger hug because I'm too lazy to get up and you're on the other side of the table.

The End Chickens🍗

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