True Stories

Wumbo & Darpy

WE LITERALLY DID NOTHING THE WHOLE DAY

Well except for play games and had a picnic.

So we decided to play tug-a-war and I decided to join a side. The team I was on won every time.
Then I had a one on one with a tall, eats-a-lot Mark

Obviously, I was losing, BUT THEN I TURNED INTO A T-REX AND SCREAMED LIKE ONE WHILE PULLING. Mark flopped to the floor and then started to roll around like a fish.
Then he just laid there, I was practitioners dead, but I kept pulling and I was dragging Mark across the grass. I was surprised he didn't get back up.

My advise to tug-a-war fans is:
NEVER SKIP LEG DAY

Later on, we had a water ballon contest
Megan and a ballon and so did I

Her ballon popped on me and vise versa.
I ran back to get more, but then a war broke loose and everyone was getting wet.
I got ambushed by Noah

REVENGE WAS RETURNED

YA THEN WE HAD JERSEY MIKES FOR LUNCH
The sandwich I ordered was soooooo GUDA MMMMMMMMMMHHHHHH
I started to feel full, but they had the🍦

So I drowned mine with whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles

Then we had another balloon fight, and it was beautiful.

... That was it