True Stories

I BE SOLD

So I be at Sam's todee

Sam's is a store by the way

And we needed us some paper plates

TWO BIG PILES IN ONE PACK

ALL FOR TEN DOLLARS

Dad: Here they are. *checks paper plates*

Me: All of this FOR THEN DOLLARS. *derps* That's a good deal! *Takes pack of paper plates and places them on top of the shopping pile*

Mom: *starts laughing*

Dad: *dies of laugher*

Me: *didn't realize that I made a joke, but plays along* *then starts dancing*

That's about it 😑

my cheesecake

Is made of cheesecake😑

And how do I like my steak

NEXT TO MAH OTHER STEAK

I should stop 😂