True Stories

AZZY THE PARROT

So random_shipper_girl

You know it's Odalys

Just called me a few moments ago

I became a T-Rex

Then a Starfish

Then a human bean

No not being

BEAN

As in the more you eat the more fart coming out of your b--

KELLY CLARKSON

THIS IS FOR ZA CHILD

CALM YOUR BUUSIMS

Anyway

I grabbed my Yoshi Amiibo and presented him as THE GREAT AZZY THE PARROT

Nothing?

Geebus

You're a tough crowd

I hope Odalys is reading this. She needs to know what happened AFTER the (you used to call me on my cell phone) call.

I dropped Azzy and he fell under the bed.

I WUS LIK:

JRKDJDBDJEKDNGJD😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😑😐😐😐😐😐😱😨😱😢😱😱😨😨😱😶
NOOOO
AZZY, MAH BOI, COME BACK

Then I does me a Donald Duck from Kingdom Hearts to and said

"I'm sorry about the ice cream!"

It's five to nine

IT'S DARK HERE MAN

I turned on my flashlight to see Azzy there

I grabbed him and placed him back to his Azzy like place.

Y U HANG UP SUU EARLY ODALYS