True Stories

The ABC's

Here is a little story/joke I was told a while ago. I told Odalys this during lunch and she died of laughter.

Teacher: *calls up the boy*
Boy in kindergarten: *walks up to the teacher in response*
Teacher: Do you know the alphabet
Boy: No...
Teacher: Okay, so, for homework I want you to go home and learn the alphabet

¡Later...!

Mom: *on the computer doing work*
Boy: *walks up to mom* Mom, what's the first letter of the alphabet?
Mom: Shut up

Boy: *Walks into sister's room*
Sister: *on the phone talking to someone*
Boy: *walks up to sister* Sis, what's the second letter of the alphabet?
Sister: go away!

Boy: *walks into living room*
Dad: *watching football*
Boy: *walks up to dad* Dad, what's the third letter of the alphabet?
Dad: AHHHHHH 69

Boy: *walks downstairs*
Brother: *watching Batman*
Boy:* walks up to brother* Brother, what's the forth letter of the alphabet?
Brother: DUNDUNDUNDUNDUMDUNDUNDUMDUNDUNDUDNDDUMDUNDUMDUNDUNDINDYNDUDBATMAN

Boy: *goes outside*
Grandpa: *sitting on an active grill*
Boy: *walks up to grandpa* Grandpa, what's the fifth letter of the alphabet?
Grandpa: My buns are burnNING

-The next day...-

Teacher: *calls up the boy*
Boy: *walks up to the teacher in response*
Teacher: Now do you know the alphabet?
Boy: Yes
Teacher: Okay, what's the first letter of the alphabet?
Boy: shut up
Teacher: Uh...Excuse me
Boy: go away
Teacher: THAT' IT. Your going to the principle's office

/At the principle's office\
Principle: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Boy: DHNDUNDUNDUNDUMDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNSINDUMDUN BATMAN
Teacher: HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT
Boy: 69

;69 spankings later;

Teacher: HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW
Boy: My buns are burnNING

FIN