True Stories

KENDALL IS OFFICIALLY A POKÈMON

During lunch, Kendall sat with us. Then GIOONA taught her a new word and then something like this happened. 

Me: *Working on a project*

Caylei: KENDALL STOP

Kendall: vodka *holding water*

Kayla: What is happening?

Caylei: Kendall learned a new word and
now she won't stop saying it

Kendall: vodka

Caylei: GIVE ME MY WATER BOTTLE *tries to get the water bottle*

Kendall: vodka

~A few seconds later~

Kendall: vodka

Caylei: GIMMIE THE WATER BOTTLE

Kendall: vodka

RandomGuyNamedDillon: *tries to whip, but his his pinky*

Kendall: *laughs at him*

Caylei: *snatches back her water and drinks it* thank you for distracting her

Kendall: You drank vodka

Caylei: 😑

Kendall: steals back water bottle

>Few moments later<

*Everyone is now outside*

Kendall: vodka vodka vodka vodka

Me: *thinking* KENDALL IS OFFICAILLY A POKEMON. HEY KENDALL

Kendall: vodka?

Me: YOU'RE OFFICALLY A POKEMON

Kendall: vodka

!Seconds Later!

Kendall: *Begins talking normally*

Me: Kendall? You're not a Pokemon anymore

Kendall: I mean... vodka

Me: yey

That's about it