Pit: Hi, Pittoo.
Dark Pit: ...Hi, Pit.
Pit: You don't have to call me that anymore.
Dark Pit: Then, what should I call you? Stink Pit?
Pit: No! Call me Daddy!
Dark Pit: *Tenses up and intent to kill Pit increases* ...
Pit: Y'know because The Mirror of Truth and I made you. So it's your mother and I'm your da--
Dark Pit: *Spared Pit* Bict- The door.
Pit: •_•
Dark Pit: The door. *Point at the door*
Pit: ...What--
Dark Pit: Get out.
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I SAW A BOY. HE WAS DRESSED UP LIKE GOKU. I WAS LIKE LMAO ALL YOU NEED IS GOLDEN HAIR.
Then everyone knew who he was dressed as but my dance teacher Miss Tiffany.
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*Playing a game that's really confusing*
The category is fruit.
Julianne: Banana.
Jordan: Potato.
The category is animal.
Nicole: Potato.
Julianne: That's not an animal.
Nicole: ...All I can think of is potato
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Mom and I are in the car.
Me: *Gets into the music and prepared to turn up the music*
Music: *Turns off*
Me: 😀Okay
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Odalys: Haha! You have school!
Me: Forget you then. I'm seeing some explosion in school.
Odalys: Really!!!
Me: Ya. Twice.
Odalys: Lucky.
So I missed half of my classes because I went to the assembly twice.
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Within Our Grasp has reached 3K🎉
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Pit: *Watching MLP*
Palutena: What are you watching?
Pit: MLP! *Smiles*
Palutena: Isn't that for kids? Why are you watching it?
Dark Pit: *Teleports in* Because he's gay. *Floats away*
Pit: *Chases after Dark Pit to hit him, but falls instead*
Dark Pit: See, it's influencing him to become a whorse.
Pit: *Dies inside*
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(Texting)
Me: -To Mom and Dad- IF WE EVER GET A DOG, WE ARE NAMING IT EXOTIC BUTTERS
This is what he looks like⬇️
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(Texting to Dad)
Me: IF YOU LIKE CHICKEN NUGGETS THEN YOU GOTTA SING ALONG
Me: CHICKEN NUGGETS
Me: EA SPORTS
Me: YEA
Dad: Funny.
Me: CHICKEN
Me: NUGGETS
Me: TEAM CHICKEN NUGGETS
Me: YEA
Me: BALLOON NUGGETS
Me: CONFETTI NUGGETS
Dad: Nice effects
Me: FIREWORK NUGGETS
Me: STAR NUGGETS
Dad: Show me later
Me: ALL THE NUGGETS
Me: nugget
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Tank you for 1,000 VOTES
MAH BOI
Here's a cinnamon roll
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