Question from ForbiddenLoveMxM1 I have a QUESTION.......Magnus........if you where ever locked in a room with Percy,Leo and Nico from 1-10 who is the sassiest?
Magnus: First of all, I haven't been locked in a room with any of those dudes—but—speaking hypothetically, if I were stuck in a room and I would have to endure their so-called sassiness and decide who's the sassiest. Hm..this is hard..
Samirah: Oh, yes? Did I hear someone call? Oh wait—that's just my sarcastic meter going off. Magnus, listen, if you're going to be a smart alec and say—
Magnus: *jumps up* I got it! The answer to this question is...
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Me.
Samirah: Ahem, readers? Are you hearing this? I have to deal with him in my life. I should be getting some pity here.
Magnus: Relax, Al-Abbas, I'm just kidding—I'm not that narcissistic. Anyways, Will's boyfriend...mm..well he's rarely sassy, but when he is you can here the "ohhhh..burn!" from half a mile away. As for Annabeth's fish boyfriend, from a scale from Mallory to Tinkerbell..he's up there in the Tinkerbell region.
Samirah: Why is Mallory, out of all people, the lowest in your sass-meter?
Magnus: Mallory doesn't "sass" she straight out slices.
Samirah: Mm..yeah, I guess.
Magnus: Yeah. Anyways, as for Valdez, he's not even on the sass meter. Pretty sure he's up in the Mount Everest, according to my gay—I mean sass meter.
Samirah: Oh, dear, dear, Magnus you're even higher on the meter when it comes to gayness.
Magnus: How did—why—we're not talking about that!
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FanfictionHi, I'm Magnus. My friends and I answer some questions for you guys. Have fun reading about us doing and saying things against our will. For those of you fangirls wondering, Alex comes in the later chapters. (PLEASE NOTE: fic started waaaay befor...
