Ask Magnus Chase and Friends

Single Old Cat Ladies, Completely Serious Sam, and Why Coffee?

bookloverPJOHoO asks: Magnus, why do you like cat videos so much?

Magnus: I truly have no idea. They're just so cute, and I want to hang out with them all day. I just love them; I have made a death goal—I will become an single old cat lady. All my problems are solved, someone, please grab me a medal or something—because I owned that.

Samirah: Please tell me you're joking.

Magnus: No, I'm completely serious about being a cat lady.

Samirah: And I'm completely serious about considering to send you to an asylum.

Magnus: Fine, I'm kidding. I was bored. Y'know, being an old cat lady doesn't seem as bad as being killed everyday. Or thrice a day.

Samirah: Do me a favor, Magnus, and take your boredom somewhere else, somewhere preferably away from my ears.

Magnus: Hey, blame Mallory. She gave me coffee today.

Samirah: Oh please, don't play the coffee card. We all know that it's impossible to get you hyper. Besides, don't you take decaffeinated coffee?

Magnus: Possibly.

Samirah: I'll take that as a yes.

A/N: Wow, I actually got a chapter done for once. It's terrible and rushed, I know. But, I hoped you enjoyed my train-wreck, anyways, thank you!