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This Is The Point Where You Say, "wtf messy,"

Hey guys! It's Messy.

That weird girl, yeah, her. Anyways, I want to spice (hah) this book up. Give it some jazz, y'know?

(I sound old woW)

So I'll be taking fifteen absurdly weird, ridiculous, unnecessary, funny, and embarrassing things for our crew to do. And they'll /all/ be in one chapter. Think about it, Magnus smearing his hair with peanut butter for no apparent reason. Or even Sam watching whatever schist you want her to watch. Beautiful, right?

Okay, at this point, you must be like 'wtf messy are you bored or what liek this is clichè shit'

If you're thinking that, *sweat drop*, heY—lOOK A bUTTERFLY!

So it's like they're mini-dares, keep it short, be creative, and have fun! Make sure you submit at most 2. So yeah, first fifteen then Messy out.

That's all! Thank you for reading this trainwreck!

(Also sorry not sorry for the pic of Magnus crying 🤗)